SWAROOP DEV forwards this doggerel from Dubai:
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BECOZ’ I NEVER TAKE RISK
I never take risk while drinking
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo-frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz’ I never take risk…
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I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and keep it again on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile
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I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz’ I never take risk…
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I: Any news on Iyer‘s daughter’s marriage
She: Nope, she doesn’t seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her
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I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
But I don’t make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz’ I never take risk…
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I: But still I think Iyer’s daughter’s age is not that much
She: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old… like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh, Oh…
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I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard’s place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink
Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes and wash Shivaji Maharaj’s photo and keep it in the black cupboard
Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz’ I never take risk ..
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I: (getting angry) you call Mr Iyer a horse? If you say that again, I will cut your tongue…!
She: Don’t just blabber something, go out and sit quietly…
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I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile
Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz’ I never take risk ..
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I: (laughing) So Iyer is marrying a horse!!
She: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face…
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I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside
I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what i did
Becoz’ Shivaji Maharaj never takes risk.
Juuuuust loved it!
Humour. Without which the world would have died of a tumour called listless boredom.
Boy, to have a bellyful of laughter in you!
The only way to live if you ask me.
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neevu ninnae Football nodkondu maadidhu idhe allva…
Gothilla paapa nimma Prasanna Putball nodthidra athava Gilli Dandu..na?
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Amazing… ROTFL
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