
MADHUSUDHAN S. RAO forwards an ayurvedic centre’s all-inclusive publicity campaign. OTOH, you can laugh at the fantastic claims and the imaginative use of the English language. OTOH, you can marvel at the durability of the ancient medicinal system and those who propagate its efficacy against great odds in this day and age.
28 June 2007 at 11:00 am
I really wonder why these ads should be in English. Plain and simple Kannada would be just fine! They’d probably get more customers if they advertised in simple and correct Kannada.
28 June 2007 at 12:42 pm
Started my day with a laugh..thanks churumuri
28 June 2007 at 12:53 pm
RFLMAO……………..
I do agree with pArijAta…..
28 June 2007 at 3:51 pm
avru kannadigralla adakke adu kannadadallilla ;)
aa tent thale mele nodi… rajkumar photo haakirtare! :D
28 June 2007 at 5:16 pm
check out these series
series 1.
series 2
english illa andre ella boorNaasa editre?
ayurveda might have cures for all these diseases, but it cannot treat complexes & pogaru.
28 June 2007 at 6:23 pm
Im an ayurvedic doctor and know limitations of my science and the others….. but no medicine can cure this type of english. Anyhow its superb and i enjoyed it thanks…..
28 June 2007 at 8:14 pm
Congrats Madhusudhan S. Rao! It is a very fine find and a classic catch!! It is an exquisite example of how NOT to write in English. I enjoyed the piece to the hilt. Well done.
29 June 2007 at 2:25 am
“…who become marriage and no childrens will be ger childrens…” : Best part of the whole message. At our office, having read this, we have started imitating that style. Trust me, its really tough even to consiously frame a sentence like that… try and let me know…!!!
29 June 2007 at 6:27 am
Some folk are easily amused!
Yella Ok; Gubbi meley Bramastra yaakey?
29 June 2007 at 12:13 pm
“gas trick” – wokay. “egjima” – wokay. “white dots” – hmm… wokay. “stones are stored in kidneys” – wokay. “phyles, elergy, pulese” – ella okay. but what on earth is “shankroid”?! light chelli please.
29 June 2007 at 12:34 pm
GAS TRICK is very appropriate. At times, it is a trick played by our own body!
29 June 2007 at 1:37 pm
svaami, ii ad. irodu yelli antiira, junglenalli. Haagaagi allige baruve praaNigaLige arthavaadare saaku, nijavaada rogige board oodalu time yelli irutte, avana nove avanige. bread pleasure, cut cut motion, head pain ivella saamaanyavaada kaayilene. 60+ vayassinavau medical shopge bandu – so called ganDasaru postpone pills keLuttaare anda mele
boardnalli baredirodannu boldaagi enjoy maaDi. Rs.10 hodare hogali anthe pulse hiDisikoLLuva kelasakke dayaviTTu hogabeDi
29 June 2007 at 6:54 pm
Sisya – your comments made my day! Super. Shanroid? saary, no Kurrent to light.
Dr. Karthik pandit – how are you mate?
29 June 2007 at 7:55 pm
@ sathya… :
Sathya correct aagi hELiddira… avanu.. sorry Doctor avaru pulse hiDidu yavdo maathre koTTu “10 childrens” aagbiTre een gathi…
30 June 2007 at 9:25 am
Quite a funny one eh? Thanks Basavaraj and all.
I’m still trying to ascertain if I know what ‘women disease’ means!