Congrats: Medicines were cured of your disease


MADHUSUDHAN S. RAO
forwards an ayurvedic centre’s all-inclusive publicity campaign. OTOH, you can laugh at the fantastic claims and the imaginative use of the English language. OTOH, you can marvel at the durability of the ancient medicinal system and those who propagate its efficacy against great odds in this day and age.

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15 Responses to “Congrats: Medicines were cured of your disease”

  1. pArijAta Says:

    I really wonder why these ads should be in English. Plain and simple Kannada would be just fine! They’d probably get more customers if they advertised in simple and correct Kannada.

  2. Andy Says:

    Started my day with a laugh..thanks churumuri

  3. decemberstud Says:

    RFLMAO……………..

    I do agree with pArijAta…..

  4. ravi Says:

    avru kannadigralla adakke adu kannadadallilla ;)

    aa tent thale mele nodi… rajkumar photo haakirtare! :D

  5. tarlesubba Says:

    check out these series
    series 1.

    series 2

    english illa andre ella boorNaasa editre?

    ayurveda might have cures for all these diseases, but it cannot treat complexes & pogaru.

  6. Dr. Karthik pandit Says:

    Im an ayurvedic doctor and know limitations of my science and the others….. but no medicine can cure this type of english. Anyhow its superb and i enjoyed it thanks…..

  7. M. Basavaraj Says:

    Congrats Madhusudhan S. Rao! It is a very fine find and a classic catch!! It is an exquisite example of how NOT to write in English. I enjoyed the piece to the hilt. Well done.

  8. KannadaKanda Says:

    “…who become marriage and no childrens will be ger childrens…” : Best part of the whole message. At our office, having read this, we have started imitating that style. Trust me, its really tough even to consiously frame a sentence like that… try and let me know…!!!

  9. Doddi Buddi Says:

    Some folk are easily amused!

    Yella Ok; Gubbi meley Bramastra yaakey?

  10. sisya Says:

    “gas trick” – wokay. “egjima” – wokay. “white dots” – hmm… wokay. “stones are stored in kidneys” – wokay. “phyles, elergy, pulese” – ella okay. but what on earth is “shankroid”?! light chelli please.

  11. Prashanth Says:

    GAS TRICK is very appropriate. At times, it is a trick played by our own body!

  12. Sathya Says:

    svaami, ii ad. irodu yelli antiira, junglenalli. Haagaagi allige baruve praaNigaLige arthavaadare saaku, nijavaada rogige board oodalu time yelli irutte, avana nove avanige. bread pleasure, cut cut motion, head pain ivella saamaanyavaada kaayilene. 60+ vayassinavau medical shopge bandu – so called ganDasaru postpone pills keLuttaare anda mele
    boardnalli baredirodannu boldaagi enjoy maaDi. Rs.10 hodare hogali anthe pulse hiDisikoLLuva kelasakke dayaviTTu hogabeDi

  13. Aruna Urs Says:

    Sisya – your comments made my day! Super. Shanroid? saary, no Kurrent to light.
    Dr. Karthik pandit – how are you mate?

  14. KannadaKanda Says:

    @ sathya… :
    Sathya correct aagi hELiddira… avanu.. sorry Doctor avaru pulse hiDidu yavdo maathre koTTu “10 childrens” aagbiTre een gathi…

  15. Madhu Rao Says:

    Quite a funny one eh? Thanks Basavaraj and all.
    I’m still trying to ascertain if I know what ‘women disease’ means!

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