Tomorrow’s photograph today? Or is Krishna…?

The assembly elections in Karnataka is just what the editor ordered for sub-editors. With a canvas populated by a scowling B.S. Yediyurappa, a spiffy S.M. Krishna, the earthy H.D. Deve Gowda—and assorted characters like Dharam Singh, Mallikarjuna Kharge, Ananth Kumar and the Reddys who appear to have all tumbled out of some comic book—it is a perfect paathashala for caption and headline writers to show their imagination and creativity.

But why let them have all the fun?

How would you — yes, you — caption this excellent picture shot yesterday, 28 April 2008?

Photograph: courtesy Saggere Radhakrishna/ Karnataka Photo News

Also see: : The B.S. Yediyurappa portfolio

Is it an idol? Is it a statue? Is it a mannequin?

One leg in the chair, two eyes on the chair

Yedi, steady, go: all the gods must be crazy

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30 Responses to “Tomorrow’s photograph today? Or is Krishna…?”

  1. SM Says:

    Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii………… Mujhe Chodo … screamed in Hema Malini Style :D

  2. Prashant Krishnamurthy Says:

    “What, wig prices are shooting through the roof because of inflation?”

  3. Aatmasakshi Says:

    “Please, pleeeaaase, don’t push me to do what Kumaraswamy did. The only grama vasthavya I can imagine is in Greenwich Village.”

  4. Aruna Urs Says:

    May 26th Dress Rehearsal?

  5. Andy Says:

    Wigs Can Fly: A harried SM Krishna tries to keep the wig in its place as shutter bugs click away even as a staff of SMK is all anticipation of a catch of his life just in case the wig decides to desert the boss.

  6. Yashica Says:

    “Ayyo devare, is it true Infosys shares are falling?”

  7. rk Says:

    HEAR NO EVIL. (Just do it).

  8. NS Rao Says:

    ayyo Raamaa!!
    matte raajyapaala hudde naa?!! bEDappaa bEDaa!!

  9. Alok Says:

    “Mallya’s Team is losing?? Again?!!!”

  10. rk Says:

    Vote KAAN-gress!

  11. Rahul Says:

    Uneasy is the head that doesn’t wear the crown.

  12. Rahul Says:

    OMG! I lost my ears..

  13. Vijay Says:

    What??? Sonia’s coming to Bangalore again???

  14. tarlesubba Says:

    gottu koLLe hoDeyoke
    bokkasa dochi tegoke
    angayy agala wiggu saaku maana mucchoke

    con tests beauty

  15. S K Kumar Says:

    Is it not the face that can land the Congress back to power?

  16. vinay Says:

    ayyo devare , I have to take another helicopter ride

  17. Hosa-Belaku Says:

    What a blunder… I vacated the governor’s seat… for Sharief?? And now no ticket for me!

  18. Suresh HS Says:

    Oh…NO….I was well off as governor…..what have i done!!!!

  19. NS Rao Says:

    Enandri?? Devegowda naa……. ayyayyO!

    shiva shivaa… neene kaapaaDbEku – illaandre aa kEDi shivakumara (DKShi) nE barabeku, nanna kaapaaDakke!!

  20. Faldo Says:

    Oh no! Now I have to take care of my wig and my mask!

  21. Sathya Says:

    tale tirugataite kaNaNNa, yen maaDli antha yosne….

  22. Aatmasakshi Says:

    “Can’t believe my ears looking at the CNN-IBN pre-poll survey”

  23. Chetan Krishnaswamy Says:

    For now: …Head over heart…
    Focus!

    **
    The ear is more conservative than the eye….”
    (UR.Anantha Murthy’s profound line)

    **
    Screw them! Where’s my bloody ipod?

    **
    Bakraa? Not me.

  24. Chetan Krishnaswamy Says:

    neev yella okay… Saggere Radhakrishna yaakeeeeeee……!

  25. pulikeshi the last Says:

    Shantham, Paapam.

  26. Bevu Bella Says:

    ‘Bloody wig, should have used superglue!’

  27. pulilkeshi the last Says:

    “Who turned up my hearing aid?”
    The wig, the dentures, now my hearing aid!

  28. Janasamanya Says:

    There can be only one caption. “Rama, Ramaaa”

  29. Paramveera Says:

    Ond swalpa sumne irthira.

  30. Amir Says:

    siyasi hawa tez hai krishna…wig samhaal apna…

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