Finally, a cricket team is only as good as its City

ARVIND SWAMINATHAN writes from Madras: With the Yuvi team trouncing the UB® team in the Indian Premier League last night, there is one more reason for Vijay Mallya to get smashed tonight and tell his accountants to “stop payment” on the cheques of the players.

The poor little rich boy¤ can blame the horses, he can blame the jockey, he can blame the trainer, he can even blame the vaastu of the cheer girls. But, here’s a point to ponder: is the Bangalore team’s revival beyond Rahul Dravid, beyond Charu Sharma, beyond the players, beyond the redskins, beyond Mallya?

In short, to take a fatalistic view, is the pathetic performance of “Team Bangalore” just a reflection of the pathetic condition of “Brand Bangalore”?

Is it beyond cricket?

One of my pet theories is that the success of a City spurs success on other fronts and in other spheres, which then gets reflected in countless other ways. And to me, the plight of the Royal Challengers is only the most outward sporting manifestation of all that is wrong with the City they seemingly represent.

The late 1990s was what journalists (and only journalists!) call the halcyon period of Karnataka cricket which is really Bangalore cricket.

There were six, sometimes seven, players in the Indian team: Dravid and Anil Kumble, Javagal Srinath and Venkatesh Prasad regularly, and Sunil Joshi, Dodda Ganesh, Sujith Somasunder, David Johnson, Vijay Bharadwaj off and on.

The Karnataka team itself was top of the heap in the Ranji Trophy, and other domestic tournaments. Brijesh Patel was chief selector before a heart condition felled him. Talents like Yere Gowd couldn’t get in, so they had to go to Railways to chase their fortune. Dharmichand had to flee to Singapore.

There was, it seems, nothing that Karnataka could do wrong on the cricket field at the time.

Almost a decade later, they seem to do so twice a week.

The point I am trying to make—hypothetical as it is—is that Karnataka’s cricketing success was a small speck in a larger success story involving the State if not the City-State of Bangalore.

For starters, this was roughly the time the City was making “I” and “T” the two most important letters of the Indian alphabet. This was the time H.D. Deve Gowda was shedding his farming humility to become prime minister. This was the time Amitabh Bachchan was putting up the “Miss World” show. This was the time S.M. Krishna was coming in and jumbled up letters like BATF seemed like a manna from Mavalli.

Ergo: in the late ’90s, there was a buzz about Bangalore, a positive buzz which the team seemed to carry on to the cricket field. There was spunk in the Bangalore air, and a spring in everybody’s toes.

Swing into 2008 and the contrast is obvious.

When Mallya complains that he was constantly told that the practice facilities for the IPL team were bad, it seems like an echo of the general infrastructure complaint that is on everybody’s lips in Bangalore!

Of course, this is a debatable point but that is the whole point of this piece: debate.

You could run this theory to other cities and States too with some luck. When a delicate saboteur called V.V. S. Laxman was setting fire to the turf, Chandrababu Naidu was “hot”. Pullela Gopichand was winning the all-England tournament. Sania Mirza was breaking on to the scene.

When Tinu Yohanan was making his debut, Kerala was just coming off a high of Arundhati Roy winning a Booker prize, of K.R. Narayanan becoming the first Dalit president, of the State marketing itself as “God’s Own Country”, prime minister Atal Behari Vajpayee was taking a holiday there.

Cut to Calcutta, and when Saurav Ganguly was looking skywards and imperiously gesturing to the planets to move squarer, Buddhadeb Bhattacharjee was the in-thing in the small universe that is bhadralok.

Etcetera.

The short point is, when cities, states and City-States do well, there seems to be a sudden burst of creative output, sporting, literary, political, intellectual, etc. It is a massively osmotic process: everybody feeds off each other’s success/ image.

The afterglow is collective.

But when things go wrong, like ring a ring o’ roses, all fall down.

Of course, there are hundreds of other examples which can be offered to establish just the exact opposite. That’s why there’s a “Comment” button below! So, fire.

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25 Responses to “Finally, a cricket team is only as good as its City”

  1. rosesarered Says:

    Total rubbish. Arvind Swaminathn from CHENNAI looks to be an anti-Bangalore, anti-kannadiga Tamil bloke. Always writing rubbish about Bangalore and Kannadigas. How much Chennai is in CSK team? Hayden, Hussey, Jacob Oram, Dhoni, Gony … and since when Warne, Watson, and Marsh became “Jaipurians”? Arvind Swaminathan’s pet theory is totally rubbish

  2. Alok Says:

    No.

    Mallya’s first big mistake was appointing Charu Sharma as CEO. Charu Sharma, who could barely hold his own in cricketing terms with Mandira Bedi was in charge of cricket. Charu Sharma whose ignorance of cricket is standing joke among cricket fans.

    Next, he made captain, a player whose talents are many things, except: man management and T20 cricket. Ganguly has at least one, Dhoni, both, Yuvraj had only one, but seems to be getting the hang of the other, but Dravid is being exposed day after sorry day.

    Then he let the above choose the team. Granted he knew mur kaasu about cricket, but considering that he spent much more than mur kaasu on the team, he could have been sane enough to start having doubts when Dravid plumped for… Sunil Joshi!

    Now he is cribbing like a spoilt boy who has just realized that buying a pile of dog shaped dog-turd is not the same as buying a dog.

  3. Nastika Says:

    Author is linking Konkana & Mylara ….

  4. Anil Says:

    hi all,

    I don’t know why everybody in bangalore complaint abt it’s infrastructure. First think what have u done to improve the condition of bangalore and it’s image(may be u are just good at blaming). when u ride on bangalore roads do follow the traffic rule?

  5. sarvagna Says:

    i am surprised at Mallya’s statement that the facilities are bad.T20 doesn’t reqiure different facility than what GRV,EAS,Chandra practised and played.

  6. DGopal Says:

    makla, neevella chennai, kolkata illige hogi banni, then you will realize how much better and more importantly cleaner than those s*** ladden cities

  7. ramakrishna Says:

    If at all one has to be blamed it is Mallya himself. He probably got carried away that anything linked with Bangalore or just the name itself will reap accolades. He was probably imagining that this will pour – rather rain- enormous amount of gloss & publicity for him. This had blinded him to accept a half baked team which really doesn’t have depth in the batting order. Sorry to say that the very fact that Dravid himself opened the innings in some match shows the lack of fiery openers which is the hallmark of 20-20 format.
    Forget all the trash about improper practice facility etc., Entire stadium was there for themselves. what more is required. They got demoralized very early in the course of the game

  8. bellad Says:

    Aravind,

    Good timepass writeup… nothing more, nothing less..

  9. shanoi Says:

    ಕರ್ನಾಟಕದ ಜನರು, ವಿಶೇಷವಾಗಿ ಹಳೇ ಮೈಸೂರು ಜನ ಮ್ರದು ಸಭಾವದವರು,ವಿನಯಶೀಲರು ಎಂದು ಪ್ರಖ್ಯಾತರು.ರಾಹುಲ್ ದ್ರಾವಿಡ ಒಬ್ಬ ಜಂಟಲ್ ಮೆನ್ ಅಂತ ಕಾಣುತ್ತೆ. ಅದೇ ಕಾರಣವಾಗಿರಬಹುದು

  10. December Stud Says:

    I am sorry….I guess I missed the point of the article! OK, next……

  11. KolikeRanga Says:

    Huh!!? So, what’s your point?

  12. Arrow Says:

    ONly emphasizes the author’s jealousiness for Bangalore. Nothing else.
    To compare a team’s performance to the IT/BT and to the city is absurd and pathetic

    BTW, chennai is much worse compared to Bangalore!!

  13. Doddi Buddi Says:

    IMHO Mallya was probably drunk when he appointed Dravid as captain. Dravid is a dull donkey and the game gets finished even before he gets started! I don’t know anything about this clown Charu Sharma. Looks like a smooth talking type to me. 20/20 is a game for youngsters with quick reflexes and positive temparament. Dravid is a misfit and a slow retard in this type of game.

    I can have a drink thinking about Mallya’s plight. He has made money but at the end of the day he is only a fool with lots of money and no common sense!

  14. Shiva Says:

    why should mallaiah complain.
    He got free of cost adverstisement for his liquor brand(royal challenger).
    His intentions were to market alcohol which he has done sucessfully.
    He is the last person who should complain.

  15. pragmatic Says:

    totaaal naan-sense!

  16. Not A Witty Nick Says:

    IPL doesn’t represent Cricket nor do Royally Challenged represent Bangalore.

    But some of its team members are Bangaloreans. AshTe!

  17. Sir Vibhudi Aatmapudi Says:

    Spot on observations by Alok with commendable support from DB.

    The buck starts and stops with mallya. For a businessman of his seasoning, he shot himself in the head by appointing Dravid and Sharma. I mean, WTF? J Arun Kumar, Sunil Joshi, Anil Kumble???

    I eagerly anticipate the return of Carlton Saldanha! That will complete the geriatric zodiac of Mallya’s team.

  18. ada Says:

    people like arvind swaminathan and doddi buddi are the reason why the team is losing!!

  19. Karthik Says:

    Test Team went to T20 with a unTested combo only to beaten by tried & tested combos of other T20 city teams..

    U can clearly say.. RCB players had no ” Abhimaana” & hence were trying their best to loose games which they were comfortably winning.

    In these days where 25 ball fetch 50 runs… Our ” GODe’/wall still feels or resists the temptation of scoring quickly & Gode has the audacity to display his Bat while coming back to pavilion after yet another failed attempt to score quickly after being in the middle among bacchas of cricket.. he scores & still feels he is doing a “super”/ bombat job by scoring 32 of just 29 deliveries..

    As boycott would say, “my mum would have played bettah crikeet than rahul”

  20. pizzaboy Says:

    This article is like churumuri, just eat like an evening snack and go on with your life. Nothing much to discuss. Just the BRC team itself not upto the mark. Just imagine team opening with RD and WJ in T20 and that shows the overall complexion of the team. Hope next year BRC will show much better performance to match with the image the beautiful city “Bangalore” has and lets hope. But I highly doubt with if they retain same team for next season.

  21. Yella Ok Says:

    I am happy that the team is losing. I would have wanted this team to win before the whole IPL process began, but not after?

    Why? There is nothing to be proud of for Bengaloorigas in the team.
    The name should have been Bengalooru instead of Bangalore
    Royal Challenge – pls no.
    CEO – a good crickter or coach or administrator from Karnataka. not a stephenite from delhi whose only claim to fame is his speaking (dis) abilities
    Player selection in final X1 – not enough chances given to local youngsters – why persist with joshi and Arun kumar without giving enough chances to Chiplis, Patils and appannas
    communication with crowd – a song in Hindi featuring a sardarji directed by some sanjay gupta. Feel like vomiting
    brand ambassadors – katrina kaif and zayed khan. Get Golden star ganesh to the front and watch the crowd go madder.

    To end, Mallya made a business decision which is bad. Why should we bother especially we have nothing to cnnect with the team.

  22. Clash Says:

    karnataka rallied in to the semi-finals of Santosh Trophy after beating one of the power houses in Indian Football – Goa. This web space carried quite a bit of ‘news and opinions” when IPL was going on and it mostly covers issues related to karnatka. I wonder, if the author will spend some time to leap over the usual “cricket opinions” to say a few words or rather post a congratulatory message for the karnataka football team. I feel it is criminal to avoid any coverage about them! And it is a sincere request from a football lover, who is not a KANNADIGA!

    cheers!

  23. Sidharth Says:

    Your line of reasoning is totally flawed. Too many variables too many random connections. Besides, using the ranji team analogy with the current fiasco of Bangalore Challengers is absolutely wrong. Too many flaws to pick, so I end my rant. Still..its good timepass.

  24. gjlraj Says:

    Arvind Swaminathan has a history of posting such mindless posts. I remember one post of his where his casteist attitudes were pretty evident. Mr Swaminathan, please spare us ! Please keep your ‘theories’ to yourselves.

    Your post is a unique mix of contradictory connections.

  25. Bharadwaj Says:

    I fail to get the point made in this article

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