SUNAAD RAGHURAM, holidaying in the Alps after the Tour de France, happily forwards a forward (source unknown, will be duly acknowledged):
The recent Delhi High Court ruling on homosexual sex between consulting consenting adults has created quite a stir in Karnataka and has made the average Kannadiga take a relook at his daily life.
The native Kannadiga family man wakes up in the morning (belaGAY) and discovers that his whole family could be, well, gay.
His father is heard telling his mother: maganGAY, magalGAY, soseGAY.
His wife says appanGAY, ammanGAY, gandanGAY, and that she loves malliGAY.
He gets ready for breakfast, thindyGAY, where the talk is about nanGay, ninGay .
His favorite home-made sweet dish is holiGay.
At work, they talk about: YaarGAY, AvaruGAY, IvaruGAY, hinGAY, hanGAY, elliGAY, alliGAY, bossGAY, secretaryGAY.
At his children’s school, it is teachersGAY, studentsGAY, puneGAY and so on.
For entertainment, he goes cinemaGAY.
The judiciary and police are no different. It is JudgeGAY, PoliceGAY, KalruGAY and so on.
Even the non-living things are GAY inclined. The Kannadiga says busGAY, trainGAY, flightGAY.
Finally, at the end of the day, he heads back home, maneGAY.
And what does he find on the way, the road is lined with sampiGAY trees.
Idu nimmellariGAY
Forward maadi yella KannadigariGAY!
* Please note this item is under the “naliGAY in cheek” category
Tags: Churumuri, Delhi High Court, Gays, Homosexuals, LGBTs, Sasn Serif, Section 377
5 August 2009 at 11:34 am
Superb! I really enjoyed it! I will wait for your next article GAY!
5 August 2009 at 12:10 pm
god how juvenile.
5 August 2009 at 12:10 pm
Ellidde siva isht dina? ee thara post bareda ninGAY, host maadid churumuriGAY jai!! Hahaha!
5 August 2009 at 12:21 pm
Great! This is like a hawker who was selling Idly in the Mysore Railway station. Idly Idly, yarige idly, bisi idly, yelly idly and so on!
5 August 2009 at 12:22 pm
Glad to see someone still attempting Kenglish humour after the torrent of abuse that flowed the last such attempt ;)
5 August 2009 at 12:54 pm
“naliGAY” is the icing on the cake!
5 August 2009 at 1:27 pm
Churumuri censors?? You missed the most important line.
“Well into the night the wife tells her husband, methGay”
5 August 2009 at 2:19 pm
Swalpa over aaythu ansuthe.
5 August 2009 at 2:21 pm
Thanks nimaGAY for bringing out hearty, healthy and big round of laughter.
5 August 2009 at 3:24 pm
magalGAY, soseGAY hEg saadhya!?
Anonymous doesn’t get it!
5 August 2009 at 3:29 pm
CM Yeddyurappa GAY and his minister Shobha Karandlaje GAY eenu sambandha?
5 August 2009 at 5:25 pm
One of the interesting lines was from Cyrus Broacha, DP Satish’s colleague…
Hum honGAY kaamiyab
5 August 2009 at 7:16 pm
This is a email FWD doing the rounds. I’m surprised churumuri published this …
Starts with “..between consulting adults “. Wonder what type of consulting that would be ?
5 August 2009 at 7:34 pm
Sunaad gay,
Alps gay hogbitti neevu kaalu yethkondu
Berae kelsa gay bittu..magalgay sosegay
Nenpu bantha?
5 August 2009 at 8:50 pm
@Wanderlust, I agree. Some might consider this humor.
5 August 2009 at 10:10 pm
Faldo, some retarded sense of humour.
6 August 2009 at 10:38 am
A bit retarded…but this haiku is even more…
SunaadhGay swalpa DrinksGay
Kottbitti WaitGay MaadbiitRay
Sab logon Pakadkay Gaysthan volliGay
Daltha So!
6 August 2009 at 11:58 am
In-glish humour rocks.. am a big fan of manglish, this is the first time I am reading some kanglish post.. loved it =)