Archive for January, 2010

‘Bastard, bloody bastard, bastard, bhosidi maga’

10 January 2010

“Indian politics touches a new low,” is one of the enduring cliches of political reports. But a new, bottomless low was plumbed on Sunday, 10 January 2010, when a former prime minister of the country spoke the language of the gutter,  or darker areas beneath that, about another of his tribe.

The party of the first part is H.D. Deve Gowda for whom language like this is second nature as reporters covering the JDS beat will vouch. But to refer to a serving chief minister in first person; to call him “bastard”, “bloody bastard” and “bastard” in the space of a few words; and then to follow it up with a bhosidi maga, takes some doing.

Gowda doesn’t stop at second-guessing the parentage of denizens of the political landscape. He calls the advocate-general of Karnataka, Ashok Harnahalli, “bloody bastard” for a headline in the Kannada daily Samyukta Karnataka (the AG’s father, the late Harnahalli Ramaswamy, was chairman of the trust which runs the paper).

Gowda claims the swear words weren’t aimed at B.S. Yediyurappa although he refers to Shobha Karandlaje in the same breath. All this in opposition to the Bangalore-Mysore Infrastructure Corridor (BMIC), which has been the Gowda family’s raison d’etre in politics.

In a land which has produced the most number of Jnanpith Award winners, the only thing Gowda doesn’t do is lift up his patta-patti cheddi and slap his thigh. Mercy.

Video grab: courtesy TV9

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Also read: One question I’m dying to ask H.D. Deve Gowda

One question I’m dying to ask H.D. Kumaraswamy—I

One question I’m dying to ask H.D. Kumaraswamy—II

From the Coffee Board End to Hunsur Road End

10 January 2010

E.R. RAMACHANDRAN writes: There are many ways of celebrating Mysore being ranked No. 4 on the list of the must-see places in the world by the New York Times. But can any of them come close to the spectacle of the finals of the nation’s premier domestic cricket tournament being held in our midst?

The finals of the Ranji Trophy, in this the 75th year of the tournament, between Karnataka and Bombay, will be played in Mysore for the first time. Besides the picture postcard venue—the beautiful Gangotri Glades Grounds overlooking a lake against the backdrop of the Chamundi Hills—there is an additional surprise: this is the first time the finals of the tournament is being held away from the homeground of the host sides in 12 years.

What swung the venue in favour of Mysore was Rahul Dravid.

The Karnataka captain, who along with Sachin Tendulkar will miss the match as they will be in Bangladesh doing duty for the country, thought the Mysore pitch offered ‘pace and bounce’ to the young Karnataka pace bowlers—R. Vinay Kumar, Abhimanyu Mithun and S. Arvind—who between them have bagged over 100 wickets this season.

Therefore, Karnataka preferred to play at Gangotri Glades rather than the M. Chinnaswamy stadium in Bangalore.

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As the Karnataka State Cricket Association’s pointsmen in Mysore—chairman Sunaad Raghuram, secretary Satyanarayana Nadig and convenor R.K. Harikrishna Kumar, and C. Krishna of the University of Mysore—prepare the pitch and oversee all the exacting arrangements that go with hosting a Ranji final,  I remember a couple of anecdotes connected with the Karnataka (then Mysore) Ranji team.

1934: Mysore vs Madras, Chepauk

Captains: C.P. Johnstone (Madras), Major M.S. Teversham (Mysore)

Not too many know that Mysore figured in the first ever Ranji Trophy match played on November 4, 1934. It was a typical monsoon day with the sky heavily overcast and one day was all it took for Madras to beat Mysore by an innings and 23 runs.

Morapakkam Joysam Gopalan better known as M.J. Gopalan, the double international who represented India in both hockey and cricket, bowled the first ball in the tournament; left-arm spinner A.G. Ram Singh captured six for 19 and C.P. Johnstone four for 10 as Mysore batting first on a rain-affected pitch collapsed for 48; five players scored zeroes.

In Madras’ reply of 130, only four batsmen attained double figures, Cota Ramaswami (another double international, who played Test cricket and Davis Cup tennis) top scoring with 26. Offbreak bowler M.G. Vijayasarathi (who later became a famous international umpire) captured six for 23, and Shafi Darashah, in whose name a schools’ tournament was later played, bagged three.

Mysore, facing a deficit for 82, failed again, this time for 59! Ram Singh dismissed half the side for16 while Gopalan claimed three for 20.

The story is told how some people, who had gone to the Bangalore city railway station to read The Hindu newspaper coming from Madras for the cricket news were surprised to see the Mysore team getting down from the train. They must have got the news of the match first hand and in greater detail from the players themselves!

This is for the first time and only time perhaps the only time a Ranji match was over in one day after having commenced at 11 am, the game lastig a little over 100 overs!Gopalan and Ram Singh were the quintessential Madras cricketers of this generation and in time became living legends. Ram Singh’s sons A.G. Kripal Singh and A.G. Milkha Singh too went on to represent the country. Cota Ramaswami attained fame in a different sort of way. He went for a morning walk and never returned and was never found. If alive, he could be the oldest living cricketer today!

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1945, Mysore vs Holkar, semi-finals, 1945

Captains: C.K. Nayudu (Holkar), B.K. Garudachar (Mysore)

The details of this match, held in Rahul Dravid’s place of birth, were narrated to me by B.K. Garudachar, a member of the team who played Ranji for Mysore in the 1940s and ’50s. Mr Garudachar was staying in Mysore colony in Chembur, Bombay, when I met him in 1980.

In Mr. Garudachar’s words:

“Holkar won the toss and started batting. We never knew the kind of leather hunt we were in for. Holkar played for two and a half days and destroyed our attack to score 912 for 8 wickets declared. Six of the first eight Holkar batsmen scored centuries with Mushtaq Ali who rarely ever failed, being caught and bowled for 2!

“Wicketkeeper K.V. Bhandarkar (142), Chandu Sarwate (101), M.M. Jagdale (164), C.K. Nayudu (101) , B.B. Nimbalkar (172), R.P Singh (100) scored centuries. C.S. Nayudu missed out but scored 70 and odd runs.

“I felt, if we had run all the way to Bangalore we would have reached earlier than the time we took running around the field fetching the ball from the boundary!  I took 4 wickets, B. Frank 1 and K.P. Ubhaykar 1.

“We were all out for 190 in our first Innings with Chandu Sarwate claiming 9 wickets for 61 for Holkar.

“Following on, we scored 509 in the second innings and gained some self- respect. I scored 164, Frank scored 80. I will never forget that match”.

P.R. Shyamsundar, elder brother of P.R. Ashokanand, the current vice president of KSCA, did not have a good match, He scored a zero bowled by Sarwate. Y. S. Ramaswamy, in whose name the YSR  shield is instituted, also failed with bat and ball in that match.

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1983, Bombay vs Bangalore, finals, Bombay

Captains: Ashok Mankad (Bombay); Brijesh Patel (Karnataka)

Who can forget the thrilling final when Karnataka chased Bombay’s first innings score of 534 after losing 6 wickets for 293 in the 1983 finals? Roger Binny made 115 and A.V. Jayaprakash 89. But still there was a mountain to climb. That was when numbers 8, 9 and 10 in J. Abhiram (69), Ranjit Kanvilkar (32 ) and B. Vijayakrishna (42) contributed handsomely .

When Karnataka was 526 for nine still 8 runs short, and time for chewing the fingernails, it was left arm spinner and current selector A. Raghuram Bhat who held his nerve and stayed with Vijayakrishna till they overhauled Bombay’s 534! What a thrilling finish it was worth befitting a final!

Kanvilkar, a budding all-rounder at the time, was tragically killed in a train accident.

I am sure there will be a thrilling encounter, as always, between two of the best teams in the country, with no quarters given or taken.

I hope Karnataka will lift the Ranji Trophy for the first time at the Gangotri Glades in Mysore.

That will be a fitting festival gift for fans for Sankranthi.

Photographs: (From top) A combined fish-eye lens view of Gangotri Glades shot from the Coffee Board end; the pitch overlooking the Chamundi Hills, the man standing in the dead-centre of the frame is KSCA secretary Brijesh Patel; and the groundsman responsible for what is now being considered as one of India’s best pieces of turf, Nagaraj (Narayan Yadav/ Karnataka Photo News)

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JAVAGAL SRINATH: The only “good” commentator around?

Is State’s success in cricket and economics linked?

Even four pairs of hands can’t stave off the flak

9 January 2010

The new BJP president Nitin Gadkari apparently has a penchant for using tapori idiom like chatoogiri (sycophancy). Clearly, Karnataka chief minister B.S. Yediyurappa didn’t catch Gadkari saying so when he met him two days ago or he hasn’t seen Lage Raho Munnabhai—or both.

At a Rotary photo-op where Yediyurappa, 66, administered polio drops in Bangalore on Saturday—let’s count one, two, three—yes, three people reverentially helped him get his arms into a jacket,  and a fourth helpfully held a cap for him. As always, of course, the BJP leader presented an interesting ‘angle’ for photographers.

Surely, JDS headman H.D. Deve Gowda didn’t have this in mind when he said Yediyurappa was “unfit” to remain in the chief minister’s post a week ago. Then, of course, members of the Congress family….

Photograph: Karnataka Photo News

Also read: Umbrellas, shoes, our democracy and theirs

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The B.S. Yediyurappa photo portfolio

Is it an idol? Is it a statue? Is it a mannequin?

One leg in the chair, two eyes on the chair

Yedi, steady, go: all the gods must be crazy

Kissa Karnataka chief minister’s kursi ka: Part IV

Why did the chief minister cross the road divider?

Sometimes you are up, sometimes you are down

Dressed to thrill: Yedi-Chini bhai bhai in Shanghai

Survival of fittest is a great photo opportunity

Drought relief one day, flood relief the next

How a chief minister should drink tea. (Or not.)

Let the rebels know, the CM will not bow one inch

MYSORE: NO. 4 ON ‘THE NEW YORK TIMES’ LIST

9 January 2010

The travel section of the world’s most respected English newspaper, The New York Times, lists 31 places to go to in 2010. And at No. 4—just after Sri Lanka, Patagonia wine country and Seoul—is Mysore.

The only other city from India on the NYT list is Bombay at No. 13.

Mary Billard writes:

“You’ve completed 200 hours of teacher training, mastered flying crow pose and even spent a week at yoga surf camp. What’s next? Yogis seeking transcontinental bliss head these days to Mysore, the City of Palaces, in southern India.

“The yogi pilgrimage was sparked by Ashtanga yoga, a rigorous sweat-producing, breath-synchronized regimen of poses popularized by the beloved Krishna Pattabhi Jois, who died at 94 in 2009. Jois’s grandson is now director of the Ashtanga Yoga Research Institute. First month’s tuition is 27,530 rupees, or $600 at 46 rupees to the dollar. Classes generally require a one-month commitment.

“Too much time or money? Mysore’s yoga boom now has shalas catering to every need. Off the mat, the yoga tribe hobnobs at Anu’s Bamboo Hut or the Regaalis Hotel pool, studies Sanskrit, gets an ayurveda treatment or tours the maharaja’s palace.”

Photograph: An ice-candy seller in front of one of Mysore’s most famous landmarks, the St. Philomena‘s church (courtesy Dibyangshu Sarkar/ Agence France Presse via NYT)

Read the entire list: The 31 places to go in 2010

Link via Nikhil Moro

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Also read: R.K. NARAYAN on Mysore City

M.V. KRISHNASWAMY: God is in his heaven

H. VENKATASUBBIAH: In old Mysore

MYSORE: The world’s most famous Mysoreans

At the pearly gates, in dhoti, vibhuti, pump shoes

Once upon a time in namma Mysore

BANGALORE: ‘A city whose soul has been clinically removed

C.N.R. RAO: If IT takes away Bangalore’s values, burn IT

PAUL THEROUX: Bangalore’s idiots who speak an idiolect at home

’3 Idiots’? What about the other 100 cr, maamu?

8 January 2010

E.R. RAMACHANDRAN writes: Ajji was reading Vijaya Karnataka.

Suddenly, she flung the paper in disgust.

Her face, a seething crimson, resembled  a cross between Vidhu Vinod Chopra at the press meet over Mooru Mutthaaalaru aka 3 Idiots, and Kumara Sangakkara at the Ferozshah Kotla grounds after being hit above you know what by a round missile.

“What’s the matter? The New Year has just started. More or less everybody has resolved to be good and nice in 2010. You have already broken your resolution in 10 days!” I asked.

Yeno anyaya idu! The price of thogari bele (tur dal) is Rs 105 a kilo. ‘Super’ togari bele, the one without rubbish, is at Rs 109 a kilo. And nobody, just nobody, neither the ‘polticiansu’ nor the TV and paper peopleusu are raising hell over this. What is the matter with our country?” Ajji demanded to know.

She was as distraught as Angelo Mathews walking back to the pavilion after getting run out at 99.

Ajji! In spite of the recession all over the world, our economist-turned-prime minister is happy our GDP has grown at 7% in the year gone by. Next year he feels we will bounce back to our regular 9% growth rate. That is what our President Pratibha Patil also said sometime back.”

“Some years back, Vajpayee government almost got thrown out because they couldn’t control the price of onions. Earlier, whenever the price of rice or wheat went up, Mrinal Gore would descend on the streets of Bombay and bang the thali as a mark of protest. The admiring public called her ‘Thaliwali’ because she fought for them. What would our Rashtrapatiji know about the thogari bele or its price? She doesn’t buy these things and cook any more as she is busy flying Sukhois and cruising in Navy fleets.”

Ajji! She is showing what a woman of her age can do.”

“I salute her. But who is raising a voice against price rise? ‘Polticiansu’ are busy with Telangana fasts. Where is the BJP these days? I haven’t seen them for ages except when they fight among themselves which is promptly shown on TV. Are there Leftists left in our country any more or have they all fled to China? As far as TV is concerned, all of them without exception are busy with Ruchika’s molestation as if it happened yesterday! Sure, you must catch and punish the guilty, but that is not going to happen because you show it over and over again after 19 years! Allow courts to do their job.”

“The TV networks are just making sure the issue remains in the public eye.”

“I am all for catching and punishing the guilty kano. But tell me, who is going to protect us from chain-snatchers and terrorists etc?’ Ajji suddenly changed the topic.

“As if you don’t know that? It’s the police!”

“I too thought like that! But aren’t they busy attending New Year parties thrown by underworld netas!  Police are dancing to the tunes of bhai log! What is happening, Rama Rama? Beli-ne yeddu hola maithya-idiyallo!!”

Ajji! That  happened in Bombay. We don’t have to worry about it.”

“Why not? Wasn’t Bombay the place the terrorists bombed the hotels, shot people in the railway station and the pub just a year back? If the police are doing tango with the ‘bhais’ some of whom are friends with terrorists, what is our national security coming to? No wonder, nobody saw Headley come in and go all over the country, attend Bollywood parties while planning the Bombay siege. You know what that means..?”

Yenajji?”

Namma deshana Shivane kapadbeku antha ankondidde. Eega anisutthe, avangu swalpa  kashtaane!! Even God can’t save us at this rate.”

From us to them: Rack off, you bloody bonzers

8 January 2010

It takes a particular genius to feel offended by a piece of art instead of the reality it mirrors.

Several students of Indian origin have been clobbered in Australia in an unceasing (and unacceptable) wave of attacks over the last few months; one of them even being killed last week. Yet, the response from both countries is beyond comical; it’s tragic to the point of being farcical.

Instead of telling the Aussies to “rack off, you bloody bonzers“, Indian foreign minister S.M. Krishna buffers up like a slow, dial-up modem, nods in agreement with what he is about to say, counsels Indian parents not to send their children for hair styling and facial courses, and cautions the media against “frenzied reporting”.

Australia instead of tightening security to reassure students, is happy to take truckloads of journalists on a junket to generate some good PR. Meanwhile, its acting prime minister, Julia Gillard, takes offence, not at the killing of a young man, but at this newspaper cartoon which she admits she hasn’t seen!

Cartoon: courtesy Prasad Radhakrishnan/ Mail Today

Also read: L’affaire Mohammed Haneef

Bolo, Bharat mata ki jai. Bolo, it’s a work of art

CHURUMURI POLL: Will Mittal Steel get the land?

8 January 2010

After battling dissidence and other problems for the better part of 2009, Karnataka chief minister B.S. Yediyurappa has decided to take on 2010 head-onIn Delhi this week to attend the Pravasi Bharatiya Divas, Yediyurappa has announced that the world’s largest steel manufacturing group has evinced interest in the State.

“Mr Lakshmi Mittal has come forward to set up a megal steel plant in Karnataka with an investment of Rs 30,000 crore,” the CM said after meeting the chief of Mittal-Arcelor. “Another steel giant from South Korea, Posco, has also come forward to set up a mega steel plant with an investment of Rs 32,300 crore.”

Inasmuch as the amounts are staggering and the employment prospects are delicious, the truth remains that both Mittal-Arcelor and Posco are facing trouble in land acquisition and regulatory approvals in Orissa and Jharkhand where they have already announced similar mega plans.

Questions: Will Mittal-Arcelor and Posco really be able to realise their dreams in Karnataka, a state where land acquisition has always been a problem for road projects (like the Bangalore-Mysore Infrastructure Corridor) and power plants (Cogentrix, etc)? Or is Yediyurappa speaking through his hat? Is he just trying to send a signal to the Reddy brothers, that he too can tango, or is he making peace with them by offering Bellary as one of the locations for the proposed Mittal plant? Or are the Mittals playing one State against the other?

What an idea sirji, to kill papers and magazines

7 January 2010

Idea, the cellular phone company owned by the Aditya Birla group, unveils its latest television commercial envisaging a paperless age.

Possible?

Can you imagine a life without hard copy newspapers and magazines which you can touch and feel? Can you get all your news and views, pictures, maps and cartoons from a cellphone?

Also read: CHURUMURI POLL: Will you buy a paper for Rs 7?

Radio Mirchi can’t play a cross-border farmaish?

6 January 2010

Also read: Can newspapers bring peace between India, Pak?

Shaggy, Shilpa Shetty, Dilscoop and Twenty20

6 January 2010

Siddhartha Vaidyanathan on Cricinfo:

“Cricket has become way too much fun. It needs to find its serious streak again. It needs to get us nervous, make us sulk, lose our temper. It needs to make us mull over moments, staring at the ceiling and wondering how a batsman of such talent couldn’t average beyond 37.83.

We need to chew our nails at work, nervously hoping for our favourite player to win the game for our team. And we need our mothers, girlfriends and wives to think we’re absurd creatures obsessed with a silly game. We need to be turned into geeks again.

Read the full article: Whatever happened to context?

Link via N.B.P.D.C. Shobhi and Sisya

Why ‘Venky’ Ramakrishnan took off his beard

5 January 2010

The 2009 chemistry Nobel laureate Venkatraman Ramakrishnan in an interview with Indian Express editor-in-chief Shekhar Gupta for NDTV’s Walk the Talk programme, :

“For long I used to sport a thick, full beard because I was too lazy to shave. At airport security, they used to “randomly” pick me up for screening each time without fail.

“My friend and scientist John Kurien, also of Indian origin, said it was because of my beard. I refused to believe him. He said, ‘You are a scientist, go ahead and check it out yourself.’ ‘So I experimented and took it off and I haven’t been “randomly” screened since.”

Photograph: Venkatraman Ramakrishnan delivering the centenary lecture at the Indian Institute of Science in Bangalore on Tuesday (Karnataka Photo News)

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in the world

5 January 2010

PRITAM SENGUPTA writes from New Delhi: At the outset, let me state three things loudly and clearly before the bricks start landing.

1) All things considered, the honesty and integrity of prime minister Manmohan Singh and his family is beyond debate.

2) Some things considered, the reputation of Infosys as a practitioner of “best practices” is well earned.

3) Whatever we might argue, Amartya Sen is one of the glittering stars on our intellectual firmament.

That said, we have to ask if either or all three of them have covered themselves with glory with Professor Upinder Singh of Delhi University being honoured with the inaugural Infosys Prize in social sciences “in recognition of her contributions as an outstanding historian of ancient and early medieval Indian history.”

The booty: a cash award of Rs 25 lakh, a 22 carat gold medallion, and a citation.

The catch: Upinder Singh happens to be Manmohan Singh’s daughter.

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The academic qualifications of Upinder Singh (an MA and MPhil in history from Delhi University, and a PhD from Canada for an epigraphic study of kings, brahamanas and temples in Orissa) are not in question. Nor are her professional accomplishments: a 2008 history of India from the stone age to the 12th century.

Her commitment to free speech is well known: she has challenged the Marxist view of Indian history and challenged right-wing fundamentalists who questioned her inclusion of A.K. Ramanujan‘s Three Hundred Ramayanas for reading in the BA syllabus of Delhi University.

The question, plainly and simply, is of propriety.

# Should a major corporate be handing out huge cash prizes to the progeny of high political figures?

# Should they be accepting it so eagerly and happily, howsoever valid their claims to it?

# And because neither the media nor academia questions it, does it become all right in the eyes of the world?

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The Infosys Prize is handed out by the Infosys Science Foundation which was set up with a corpus of Rs 45 crore  in February last year “to promote world-class research in the natural and social sciences in India”. (In addition, Infosys will contribute Rs 4.6 crore towards prize money and expenses every year.)

The prize is to be handed out in five categories: physical sciences, mathematical sciences, life sciences, social sciences and economics.

The Prize is “Infosys Technologies’ commitment to the country to promote and honour outstanding research efforts.” Its objective is to “elevate the prestiage of scientific research in India and to inspite young Indians to pursue a career in scientific research.”

As Infosys chief mentor N.R. Narayana Murthy puts it:

“India needs bright minds in academia, government, business, military and society to strive for global excellence. It is academia that provides bright minds for all other areas in any society. Research is an important dimension of excellence in academia. This award honours outstanding researchers who will make a difference to India’s future.”

While all that is commendable and unquestionable, the question remains: was only Upinder Singh worthy of this singular honour in this, the first year of the Infosys Prize?

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Infosys, which has generated the buzz it sought to create by instituting and awarding the Prize in the presence of the prime minister, can wash its hands off and justly claim that it went by the jury’s recommendations.

The social sciences jury was chaired by the unimpeachable Amartya Sen. But were Prof Sen or his colleagues on the jury especially qualified to recognise Upinder Singh’s stellar qualifications?

The jury’s citation reads:

“Professor Upinder Singh is being recognized for her rich contributions as an outstanding historian of ancient and early medieval India. The depth and breadth of her scholarly research are matched by a rare ability to communicate her findings to a broad audience of students and intellectually curious non-specialists. She has been a pioneer in supplementing literary sources with an impressive array of archaeological, epigraphic and numismatic evidence to brilliantly reconstruct early Indian history. The vast chronological span of her scholarship stretches across millennia from the Paleolithic and Mesolithic ages to 1200 CE.

“Equally impressive is the geographical spread of her research, covering all the diverse regions of India. Attentive to regional distinctions, Singh is able to offer an overarching and subtle interpretation of Indian history and culture. As an innovative scholar who enables her readers to re-envision the idea of India, Singh is an ideal recipient of the inaugural Infosys Prize in Social Sciences – History.”

The social sciences jury comprised, besides economist Sen, two economists and three historians: Princeton economist Avinash Dixit and Berkeley economist Pranab Bardhan; Harvard historian Sugata Bose, Cambridge historian Christopher Alan Bayly and former Oxford historian Tapan Raychaudhuri.

Bose is a professor of modern economic, social and politial history; Bayly is a professor of imperial and naval history; and Chaudhuri is a former professor of Indian history and civilisation.

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca: “Of all the historians in all the Universities of the world, we zeroed in on a professor of ancient and early medieval history who also happens to the prime minister’s daughter?”

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It can be argued that Clean Mr Singh is not the sort who will be swayed by things like these. As a man of letters himself, he is likely to see the award for what it is: a gifted daughter earning her just desserts on her own merit.

It goes without saying that the prime minister and his daughter are adult individuals and professionals in their own right; it is wrong to club them or see them together beyond a point.

After all, Manmohan Singh’s youngest daughter, Amrit Singh, is a fine lawyer who has fought long and hard for the rights of inmates at Guantanamo Bay. If we do not see Amrit Singh’s efforts in conjunction with Manmohan Singh, why should we smell a rat in Upinder getting an award?

It can also be argued that neither Infosys, which is now the byword for Indian IT, nor its eminent social sciences jury has anything to gain by handing out a prize to his daughter.

So, why should we question it?

The answer is propriety.

Either you can spot it, or you don’t.

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Photograph: (from left) Infosys chief mentor N.R. Narayana Murthy, Prof Amartya Sen, Vice President Hamid Ansari, Prof Upinder Singh, Infosys chief Krish Gopalakrishnan and Infosys director T.V. Mohandas Pai at glittering ceremony at the Taj Palace hotel in New Delhi on 4 January 2009.

That was the decade that was, a decade ago

5 January 2010

While every media outlet has already declared an end to the decade, a full one year before it actually ends, the Kannada spoof site, Mindry, gets realistic. Three 20-year-olds get nostalgic about the nineties in Kannada in India, “discussing money, power, time, space and other idiosyncracies that plagued the world.”

Pictures don’t lie. So doesn’t the Indian woman?

5 January 2010

Justices J.M. Panchal and Deepak Sharma of the Supreme Court ruling that courts can have faith on the word of “any girl or woman” in the country who seeks justice against her sexual attacker and need not look for corroborating evidence if her version “inspires confidence”.

“It is a matter of common law that in Indian society any girl or woman would not make such allegations against a person as she is fully aware of the repercussions flowing therefrom. If she is found to be false, she would be looked by the society with contempt throughout her life.

“A girl or a woman would be extremely reluctant even to admit that any such incident had taken place which is likely to reflect on her chastity…  For an unmarried girl, it will be difficult to find a suitable groom. It would indeed be difficult for her to survive in Indian society.”

Photograph: Karnataka Photo News

Read the full article: An Indian girl won’t lie about sexual assault

Also read: The nurse, the married man, and the minister

CHURUMURI POLL: Should ‘Nurse’ Renuka stay or go?

Single idli and single vade for the tongue parivar

4 January 2010

At yet another meeting of the beleaguered BJP legislature party to discuss “progress” and “development”—at the very expensive Golden Palms hotel and spa run by Sanjay Khan, no less—chairman of the state planning board D.H. Shankaramurthy (extreme left), home minister V.S. Acharya (second from left), food and civil supplies minister Haratal Halappa (extreme right) and other worthies tuck into a single idli and a single uddina vade for the benefit of the cameras.

Photograph: Karnataka Photo News

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The Golden Palms accommodation tariff card

Golden Palms special spa package rates

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Also read: When politics is the last resort of the bankrupt

Very soon, they will all move into The Last Resort

Swim with the tide. Keep your nose above water.

3 January 2010

On the first day of the new year, seven bachchas were born to a amma duck at the Karanji Lake in Mysore. On day three, Sunday, the mother took out one of the ducklings for swimming lessons, holding hundreds of visitors in their thrall.

Photograph: Saggere Ramaswamy/ Karnataka Photo News

Will Shera roar when Kat plays her usual games?*

3 January 2010

E.R. RAMACHANDRAN writes: The Commonwealth Games (CWG) is scheduled to be held in New Delhi this year from October 3.

If the bullock cart track dished out by Delhi district cricket association (DDCA) for the Ferozshah Kotla pitch for the ODI match against Sri Lanka is any indication, Delhi chief minister Sheila Dikshit must be getting the jitters daily.

If the Kotla pitch created a ‘great embarrassment’ for the country as described by Union sports minister M.S. Gill, who knows what is in store for the CWG stadia and infrastructure.

Let’s go around Delhi with DD  commentators for their status updates.

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‘Hello! This is Sunit Tandon welcoming you for a bird’s eye-view of the CWG site. We are standing in front of the Jawaharlal Nehru stadium.

“For those who do not know, there are in all seven, I repeat seven, Jawaharlal Nehru stadiums in the country, in Cochin, Madras, Poona, Indore and Guwahati. Seven more are under construction, and there will in all be 20 by AD 2020.

“Right now we are talking about the one in New Delhi, which was originally built in 1982 for the Asian Games and which  has  been completely dug up now for the CWG.

“The Jawaharlal Nehru stadium will host both the opening and closing ceremonies. There is now a new plan to dig a deep hole in the centre of the stadium from which artistes will jump to ground level doing various dances of India. Kathak, Odissi and Bharatnatyam dancers are practicing round the clock. India’s glorious past and future will unravel before thousands in the stadium and millions all over the world. We are more concerned with the dances than athletics right now.”

Now over to Komal G.B. Singh at the Thyagaraja stadium.

“Thank you Sunit. I am here with the chief minister Sheila Dikshit who is increasingly getting more and more nervous. Madamji has already swallowed 10 anti-worry tablets since morning .

“We are at the Thyagaraja Stadium where the netball events will take place. The coordination committee (Cocum) will be here any minute for inspection. There is no sign of Suresh Kalmadiji yet. His mobile is switched off and he is just not traceable. As we speak, Madamji ne aur ek goli khayi. I hope he makes his appearance at least for the sake of CMji, if not for the games.

“The mascot for the XIX CWG—Shera—is ready and his photographs have been displayed all over the City in Connaught circus, Parliament, Khan and INA markets, the Indira Gandhi international airports, etc.

“Somebody has taken Shera’s picture with iron rods and cement bags and cranes in the background and he is hardly visible! Shera looks more like a scarecrow! Only God knows when the cement bags and iron rods will turn into a stadium.”

Now, over to Brig. Chittaranjan Sawant.

“Thank you Komal. Good you brought God into this since it is on everybody’s lips here. Even CWG astrologers are giving different days when asked when the stadiums will be ready. Our Sports Minister has agreed to say a few words to us.

“Sir, how is the preparation for the games going on?”

“Brig, I think we started our work a bit late as celebrations on being awarded the CWG went far too long. We got the games mainly because of the scintillating dance by our Bollywood stars and the presence of our star cricketers. No, I don’t remember whether our best athlete to date, P.T. Usha, was there at the baton exchange function at London, but Sania Mirza definitely was.”

‘Thank you Mantriji.

Now over to Sadhana Srivastava who is at Siri Fort.

“Thank you Brigadier saab. We have some Breaking News.  Suresh Kalmadi has been located at last. Kalmadiji, would you like to say something?”

“I have no doubt that we will complete all the works on time. The problem is the Cocum delegates are already here to test with their fingers to check if the paints have dried. It is rather early for such tests.

“I do not know whether we are inviting P.T. Usha to the CWG. But there will be Katrina Kaif, Kapil Dev, Shah Rukh Khan and Kareena Kapoor. I have requested BCCI not to hold cricket matches during the CWG games days so that the entire Indian cricket team and Bollywood will be present at the inaugural and closing events to make it a grand cultural success. I have no doubt about it.”

“Thank you Kalmadiji; now we have some idea as to why Sheilaji is getting more and more nervous with each passing day. Over to the studios of DD.”

* Any resemblance between headline, picture and copy is entirely accidental and unintentional.

If you can count the exact number of people…*

2 January 2010

A veritable ocean of devotees converge in Koppal for the Sri Gavisiddeshwara jatre on Saturday.

Photograph: Karnataka Photo News

* If you can count the exact number of people down to the last person in this frame, you are a genius.

Can newspapers bring peace between India, Pak?

1 January 2010

At a time when cynicism about the media is at an all-time high, and when war-mongering has become an almost daily routine for media in India and Pakistan, media behemoths in the two countries have taken a small but welcome step on the first day of the new year to reduce the sabre-rattling.

While most newspapers were content with dishing out the predictable January 1 stuff, The Times of India has embarked on a “brave, new people-to-people initiative” in association with Pakistan’s No.1 media house, the Jang Group, to bring the people of the two nations together.

Titled Aman ki Asha, ToI has a provocative, almost unthinkable, headline on its wraparound: “Love Pakistan”.

Seminars, cultural interactions, business seminars, music and literary festivals and citizens meets are on the anvil “to give the bonds of humanity  a chance to survive outside the battlefields of politics, terrorism and fundamentalism.”

The Times of India‘s editor Jaideep Bose writes:

“We believe the media can serve as facilitators in fostering greater understanding between people. Unfortunately — and TOI cannot entirely escape blame — we tend to focus far too much on the negative. In the process, the good that people do is drowned out by the sensational, and by the constant flow of deathand-destruction headlines.”

Gibran Peshimam writes on the Geo TV site:

Aman ki Asha will look to inject impetus into the Indo-Pak dialogue in a manner that is unparalleled, on a scale that is unprecedented.”

Visit the Times microsite: Aman ki Asha

Visit the Jang microsite: Aman ki Asha

Also read: The Times of India discovers peace


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