Just one question I’m dying to ask Nithyananda

Nearly a week after a crystal clear video of his achievement of “life bliss” with the one-time actress Ranjitha took him to the apex of Twitter, YouTube and Google, the self-proclaimed “Piddling Paramahamsa”, Nithyananda, has surfaced, Osama bin Laden style, to read out a grainy, boilerplate, “official” response.

“Dear one and all

“There have been many allegations against me and my organisations in recent days. But at the same time, I have also received a flood of supporting emails and testimonials, from devotees all over the world. They are all shocked to hear these allegations.

“I want to assure you all, all of you, that nothing illegal has been done by me or by any of my organisations.

“We are collecting in the process of collecting evidence to establish the falsity and motive of this smear campaign that has been going against me. I will address all the allegations and issue a detailed explanation. Meanhile, I urge everyone not to rush to judgement before all the facts have been put on the table and carefully examined.

“Please wait for a few days till we collect all the facts, all the informations, and clearly present it to you all. I thank all the devotees for their overwhelming support and for standing with me at this challenging time.

“Thank you, thank you all.”

Clearly, the “Piddling Paramahamsa” places no store by what people have seen, and is only concerned about what people have heard, namely the allegations of gobbling up land, who is behind the video, etc.

What is the one question you are dying to ask the “Piddling Paramahamsa”. Please keep your queries short, yogic, and full of ananda.

Link via Vidhi Likhitha

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41 Responses to “Just one question I’m dying to ask Nithyananda”

  1. shyam Says:

    Dude,

    Nobody said what you said was illegal. So chill.

    Also , this time clearly you have chosen to hear to the wise words of you legal counsel and accordingly issue a diplomatic and meaningless statement.

    My question to you is that – What facts are there to collect? We know who made the video. We know the intentions of the channel which broadcasted it. WTF are you waiting for?

    If THE ONE in the video is not you(as you seem to imply in your holier than thou statement) why dont you say it out aloud for the lingams sake??!!@@#@$

  2. Aatmasakshi Says:

    I am making an enquiry on behalf of my “thambi” who will tie the knot in a few months’ time. What are the honeymoon packages the Nithyananda Ashrama has on offer? Do you provide a staff videographer to record the happy moments?

  3. Narayana Says:

    You first tried removing your youtube videos by citing copyright violations.

    Do you own copyright for the stellar perfomance, I mean with a star?

    Later your chelas are busy getting youtube videos removed this time citing community guidelines that prohibit porn!!!

    My question is your performance a copyrighted porn?? Where can I buy more such performance videos???

  4. Nimmy Says:

    :) Swami is a plain man.. It is his business on to what he is doing in his privacy….dumbos are those who run after human-gods..

  5. devadiga Says:

    I think the only way to reign in corrupt Godmen ,Politicians,Bureaucrats is with a sex tape!
    Otherwise would we even know the ashram land was govt land?

  6. AnotherOne Says:

    There is another ‘Bala(50 year old) Baba’ from AP where our President’s son is a regular

    More details of magic here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvsghlmtSFU
    This trick happened as recent as last month. How or What would trigger an action against such crooks?

  7. babuds Says:

    Dear thambi Nityan, Churumuri has allowed only one question per head. So you can choose any one of the following four questions to answer?

    a) How much you did you pay to the Choliwood heroine(s) for her/their services and generally what is your monthly spend on debauchery?
    b) How many female devotees you managed to impregnate claiming yourself to be lord Krishna?
    c) Where did you stash all the money you fleeced from your stupid devotees?
    d) You are not the person in the video and it is your look alike Swami Nityabhogananda, isn’t it?

  8. Jai Says:

    I have proof that this so called Swami is a fraudster. Click on the above video and check the comments on youtube, all the usernames that have posted comments were created in the last 2 to 3 days.

  9. Sri Sri Mosaananda Says:

    Dear Thambi,

    It looks like you have taken much needed help from either Sri Ravishankar or the Sai Baba. Both are the most ideal advisers to bail you out of this temporary crisis.

    Don’t worry; we know what you mean by a few days or weeks. Only you and that Lenin know how many more video’s or shocking revelations are around, while you will surely continue to hide. Similar to what happened with the other pseudo, crooked swami’s in the past, the public will indeed forget all this! Of course, you will have to buy the police, a few journalists, underworld dons and politicians with your crore’s collected through donations, discourses and foreign trips.

    Within a few weeks after everything dies down, you can start another ashram in a new location by grabbing another 40 acres of Govt land!
    Tamil cinema’s Ranjitha, Kannada actress Tara and hundreds of innocent women and disciples will then make a beeline for your ‘Art of Inner Healing’.

    Considering your large following, you could start a money minting school similar to the Sri Sri Fraud’s ‘Art of Living’! Perhaps the Sri Sri will be more than happy to franchise it too.

    Meanwhile, pls let us know you new name and avatar.
    Seeking your divine blessings.

  10. Prithviraj Says:

    For all informed and intelligent people, who seek to find truth and not mindlessly believe crap shown by Indian media, here are scientific proofs and research on Paramahamsa Nithyananda.

    http://realfactsnithyananda.blogspot.com/

    We need to stand tall and be lions, if we truely want to help ourselves.

  11. sisya Says:

    1) What internet connection are you using to check your emails at the Kumbha Mela?

    2) Is it illegal for a swamiji to get a blowjob in the privacy of his ashrama? Yes or No? YES or NO?

  12. dharma Says:

    Do you have any links with ND Tiwari ex Governor of AP, a stench Congress man with full blessings from the Nehru Gandi clan?
    Both have done the same thing, one in private the other in Rajabhavan with full police protection!!

  13. Analysysananda Says:

    Nithyananada is asking time for saving his sperms and then perform some kundalini energy to defend his deeds.
    he will be thinking on these lines now –
    due to pressure from female groups ppl like Rajinikanth will start supporting Ranjitha and others and they will make statements on sex. Khushboo will say no one is a virgin now. and one journalist will be offered sex and he will publish article exactly opposite. Lenin will be sent to Thailand and converted to islam and matter dies down.

    Even journos have to save sperms to retaliate this .

  14. the colonel Says:

    Nothing LEGALLY wrong is RIGHT

    All CHARLTONS have DEVOTEES

    Sexually his performance is THE PITS

    As the Beatles said LET IT BE.

  15. BK Says:

    I think he should be married to Ranjitha asap.

  16. Kitapati Says:

    Param Poojya Swamiji – You look jaded, worn out and have lost weight since last one week. The permanent state of elightenment and bliss that you are supposed to be in and which you have promised to all your followers has faded. Maybe you haven’t had good sleep while you were doing all the sherlock holmes stuff of collecting the evidence. Or maybe you have overdosed on some sedatives and drugs. Your followers claim that you are in Kumbh Mela. Are you by chance in the group of Naga sadhus who keep somoking ganja all the time. Please do give us a day by day account of your enlightened lifestyle.

  17. Amar Singh Says:

    Nityananda has good amount of hair. that is seen as sexual meritocracy these days. Blowjob and full video should be made available to public.
    Girls are ready to do anything for money these days.
    Religion and Cinema help their cause.

  18. Kitapati Says:

    Jai
    You are right. This has been the swami’s strategy throughout. Post videos to you tube and then create user accounts to add favourable comments. Enable moderation to filter all unfavourable comments.
    I also feel that all the comments are from the same 1 or 2 persons. Maybe 1or 2 chelas assigned for this task only.

  19. Hiker Says:

    While Nityananda got good coverage in the media, this issue was quietly buried by 24*7 channels.

    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Kerala-priest-held-for-sexual-abuse-of-minor/articleshow/5649321.cms

    Priest abusing a sexual minor is more serious than Nityananda’s case.
    No panel discussions. No SMS polls.

  20. Hiker Says:

    Analysysananda ,

    Dude, you may want to change your name here. I first read it as
    “Anal Sisyananda”.

  21. adenooppa Says:

    Swamigale neevu yaava hair oil use maadtira?

  22. Jayaprada Says:

    Amar Singhji,

    “Hana andre henanu baayi bidutte”
    Neev yaake bari girls hinde biddidira?
    Adu ‘International Women’s Day’ dina!!

  23. balakrishna Says:

    as long as fools are there, this country has 1000 Nitya- Anands to cheat common man. Nothing can be done, Nithyanand has plenty of money at his disposal, his functions are attended by similar swamiji, politicians, present, past and future ministers and what not…

  24. RastraKoota Says:

    @Hiker….

    Hehehe….Gud one …..Laughing my balls out man!…..ROLF…..

  25. Analysisananda Says:

    hiker,
    cannot be ruled out ! Has Lenin /Gopala (nakkheeran) uploaded full version? Gopala is quite clever in these matters of secrecy from the days SMK sent him to meet Veerappan. He has inside details of Cinema, Terror ,Politics and as you said back acts.

    All things are boling out as shown in Upendra’s A. How farsighted for a short time he was!!!

    we need all videos of all fraudsters immediately from these journos on web to analyze, so that Yeddy can perform homa havana once for all to cleanse such acts and protect people of karnataka.

  26. Kumar Says:

    can you please start tweeting again?

    You can follow on http://twitter.com/nithyananda

  27. Vinay Says:

    I don’t understand why people are getting sooooo offended here? I can understand if people make fun of him and crack inane jokes at this ‘Godman’. But from what I see, many people are ‘offended’ by his sexual acts.

    As long as the ‘Sandalwood hoarding’ and ‘land grabbing’ charges are not proved, this swamiji remains innocent. Maybe an object of laughter, but certainly not criminal in any way.

  28. vam Says:

    I agree with Mr. Vinay.

    One sensible voice.

  29. mumtaz Says:

    swamigale , do you think ranjitha has stabbed you from behind after massaging you in the front ??

  30. Kumar Says:

    Press conference on 8th March 2010

  31. Anshuman Patel Says:

    @Analysisananda:

    ROFL, that’s a nice analysis:). Am not sure about Yeddy doing the homa havana though..given his own ‘home’ havana sessions with Ms. ‘Brilliance’ in not too distant a past.

    @Vinay,

    Absolutely. This outpouring of moral outrage is a bit too much. Let his flock decide if they want to stick with him or if they want to stick it into him. It’s a market economy and whether we like it or not religion has been commoditized.

    There is a need in the general public for a quick salvation and there are multiple hawkers in the spiritual footpath. Let the janata decide if they still want to buy the goods and if so by whom. For the rest of us it’s really not our business to do the navel gazing and keep frothing at the mouth – unless ofcourse laws of the land have been flouted by way of land grabbing etc.

  32. Narayana Says:

    Prithviraj,

    The book link you provided is a publication from Nithyananda organization so may not be impartial.. so I resisted desire to read it.

    About dopamine in your guru. Everyone can have dopamine. You get dopamine by exercising! You get dopamine by going on trek!! You get dopamine after eating a sumptuous meal. You also get dopamine after sex!!! And you get dopamine after meditation. Everyone gets it. Alternative explanation is dopamine is produced during reward seeking behavior

    Since you are showing a scientific bent of mind I hope you know how experiments are designed in science. Standard practice is to have a double blind trial and it looks like this was not followed here.
    I am not sure why you are so awed with dopamine level in your guru when anyone practically anyone can get it doing things he or she likes. There is more spirituality amongst ourselves. We need not look outside.

    About other things –radioactive dye need not scare you. It is a standard medical procedure so many thousands get it everyday (ask kidney or heart patients) Other claims Nithyananda is not a scientist to tell us what scientists are saying about him. If you call Dr Collins and ask scientist like questions he might refute that he ever gave a certificate to Nityananda. What they said was meditation provides benefits and not Nithyananda was super yogi.. There is a difference in those statements.

  33. mysore peshva Says:

    *kumar*

    thanks for posting the video of the press conference. i watched it in full. the ashram spokesman, nitya sachidananda, seems earnest, sincere and smart. he gave the reporters limited information, but he seemed genuine and did a great job with a lousy assignment.

    assuming the nithyananda video is genuine, that “swami” should be investigated for breach of trust or for fraud — he seems to have fooled many good/genuine brahmacharis as well as grihasthas that drew spiritual sustenance from his ashram.

  34. punyakoti Says:

    Oh pretender Nityananda
    Did you receive flood of supporting emails and testimonials, from devotees all over the world for your illegal immoral activities. Are you saying whatever you are involved is legal.
    Why you are collecting evidence to establish the falsity when you do not have it right now. Why others motive of this smear campaign that has been going against you. Why you are hiding and want to address all the allegations and issue a detailed explanation, why not do it right now this very moment.
    Utter the truth that you have involved and get married to the woman involved and lead a house holders life like those sincere swamis who left the peetas and living like a commoners. Are you courageous to distribute the ill-gotten wealth to the poor or are you attached to the wealth you accumulated cheating others pretending to be god?

  35. narayana Says:

    Kumar,

    Thanks for video.

    Why did Sachidananda close the press conference abruptly. Normally decorum is to announce the last question take it and answer it and leave.
    Last question was tough question which he could not have deflected. So he closed it abruptly!!!

    Press did a poor job in asking questions
    The questions they should have asked are as below. At least they would have got yes or no answers for these questions.

    0) Can devotees have sex inside ashram?

    1)Rajasekhar aka Nithya got his diploma in 1991-93 as per his school. How can someone join diploma school when he is 12 year old?

    2) What is Nithya’s organizations view on celibacy. Do they think it is necessary for a guru?

    3) What is the meaning of bramchari/brahmacharini he was introducing? Is nithya a brahmachari as per that meaning?

    4) Why are Nithya followers trying to remove the youtube videos by giving reasons of copyright? Does ashram hold copyright on Nithya’s video performances?

    5) What is the population of India? Sachchidananda said his guru went to Kumbha Mela because it is very important and something like 100 crore people are visiting Kumbha Mela.

    Please reject all the gurus and sisyas. They have taken us for a ride all along.

  36. Analysisananda Says:

    As I said things are shaping up nicely by the Hongesoppu , bevinasoppu kundalini pooje by Nityananda .
    Ranjitha has told she was in deep service to swami – unconditional.
    she got rid of asthma in one day.
    Here she is inviting all the asthma patients to join gurukula and have sex. a lot of people are targeted here.

    He will be appearing till march 18th when journos would have had sex atleast once and would be talking softly. If someone did remain more active and still questioning the date will get extended.
    He has gone to kumbha mela and we all are waiting for him. can’t be funnier than this :)))

    Slowly till March 18th he is going to perform other chandika yaaga and satya narayana poojas and collect evidences. Lenin’s integrity of not falling into money or sex will be questioned thoroughly.

    This has two fold support sachchindananda with full telugu and ranjitha with full tamil support. KG Bala is holding Supreme court rulings and he cant be questioned under RTI! so nitya can easily send sandalwood into his account. Tamil sharing.

    Ultimately courts will tell consensual sex is legal . since virginity is a lesser known truth ; more outsiders will be inducted into colleges from tn and north to have sex in colleges and wherever possible.
    Those groups will become common and sex will become mandatory.

    With halli hakkiya haadu and balckening of sri ram sene congress has shown that at this point itself it’s liberal ; the next step after reservation would be more liberal . Prostitution is legal and on every road american kind of striptease and lap dancing and fu*king at corners of streets ( a.k.a in las vegas ) at provocative and revealing dresses will become a common feature. Since most girls are exported to US from the cream , most will take up promiscousness from mumbaikars and those described by Bhyrappa’s book.
    ND Tiwari sleeps . no action . Swamigal sleeps – no action. Cong is all set for a sex rajya. finally sex will be the watchword of every transaction – in studies, in schools colleges , govt offices (33%) , parliament ( temple) and so on. every centre will cater to sex starved indians for centuries. how much more can they wait, can they sustain ?

    Naga sadhus will get a leverage being called as democratic swamigal.

    The whole concept of swami and south indian brahmacharya will end with Shivakumara swami – will mostly be awarded bharata ratna for being last sansyasi of india.

    After which a new definition of sanyasi and brahmacharya will be given. he can have sex only if the devotees offer him . and hence there will be courses on how seduction of devotees. diploma and complete courses.
    current engineering colleges will be transformed since they are almost useless. Since they are built with good cement and designs classrooms will have the capability of becoming dhyanapeethams.

    CET and COMED-K cannot be ruled out – talents will be recognised based on giving heads, embrace and kisses; ofcourse vital stats would be mentioned in application forms. silicon implants will get a quota

  37. Prathibha Says:

    My question is to Ranjitha. Where do you get your clothes designed and stitched. Especially the blouse you are waering in the video, i like the design.

  38. Arjun Says:

    This video is a funny video on nithya, u will laugh till u cry!

  39. ಸಂದೀಪ್ ಕಾಮತ್ Says:

    swamiji how was it ;) ?

  40. p Says:

    Swami WHY DO YOU SHAKE YOUR HEAD SO MUCH WHILE GIVING THE INTERVIEW

  41. yogi Says:

    when involved in a business of marketing words by the name guru and a dress code , one`s motive is to cash the attraction for the words spoken.
    enlightenment of an individual solely depends on the intake of happening strength by the respective ones(any one).. false belief of treating an individual to be supernatural or whatever kind of illused substances itself is like burrying one`s own self..
    hmm.. a lot doing it in the name of DISCIPLE.. let their mind open by it self…. and the question to one in all mr.nityananda is…” how come you can be such a brute to get caught after being mastered(if so) in application of heart and mind (if this happened for real and only you know wat u did)?..
    u lost the admiration for losing in mind game after all .. ur image recovery costs ur self now… all the best for ur struggle …

    TRUTH TRIUMPHS

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