Citizen-Journalist quiz on Commonwealth Games

Citizen-Journalist E.R. RAMACHANDRAN is pleased to present the Commonwealth Games quiz.

Please fill in and send us your entries before the due date mentioned below. If you miss the deadline, no problem; send it before the next due date.

Prizes are indicated at bottom. An empowered group of ministers (EGoM) headed by Sri S. Jaipal Reddy if he is still in charge till then that is, will announce and distribute the prizes.

Your time begins now (or then):

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Question 1:  In your opinion, who is the biggest villain of the Commonwealth Games 2010?

a. Mani Shankar Aiyar
b. Suresh Kalmadi
c.  Manohar Singh Gill
d.  Sheila Dixit
e.  All of the above, plus Dr. Manmohan Singh, Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi

Question 2: Which of the following presents the biggest threat for participants in Delhi CWG?

a) Falling roofs
b) Collapsing beds
c) Dengue, malaria, gastroenteritis
d) Dogs on beds
e) Leaky toilets
f) Waterlogging in bedrooms
g) Mudslide on running tracks
h) Filth, muck in games’ village
i) Politicians, bureaucrats
j) Terrorists

Question 3:  How many kilometres of toilet paper have been imported by the organising committee for the games?

a)  10 km
b)  100 km
c)  1,000 km
d)  None at all. Yamuna water is there everywhere

Question 4: Who should take the oath on ‘spirit of fair play’ before the games?

a)   Queen of England for starting the fiasco with the ‘Baton Relay’  function.
b)    Suresh Kalmadi
c)    Lalit Bhanot
d)    M.S. Gill

Question 5: Who will be the chairman of the organising committee for the Olympics Games to be hosted by India?

a) Suresh Kalmadi
b) Kalmadi’s son
c) Kalmadi’s daughter
d) Anyone else?

Question 6: Who will be the athlete of the games?

a) Shera
b) A.R. Rehman
c) Arnab Goswami of Times Now
d) Athletes who manage to reach the venues

Question 7: Who should get the ‘Drutharashtra’ award for extraordinary vision, conceptualisation and implementation of CWG Delhi?

a) Suresh Kalmadi
b) Mike Fennel and Mike Hooper
c) Mani Shankar Aiyar for ditching the Games
d) Manmohan Singh

Question 8: Who exactly is responsible for the mess that is CWG- Delhi?

a) Indian Olympic Committee
b) Commonwealth Games organising commitee
c) Central public works department
d) Delhi Development Authority
e) Centre government
f) Delhi State government
g) Both governments
h) All of them

Question 9:  After the Games what do we do with Kalmadi?

a) Honour him with Bharat Ratna’
b) Hang him from a roof which doesn’t collapse
c) Make him president for hosting Olympics Games
d) Make him deputy chairman of planning commission
e) I have my own private plans

Question 10: Which movie title best sums up CWG 2010–Delhi?

a) Monsoon Wedding
b) Gol-Maal
c) Any Ramgopal Varma movie
d) Chori Chori
e) Chupke Chupke

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Deadline for submission of entries: Just before opening ceremony of Olympic Games hosted by India.

Prizes: I Prize:  Honorary menbership of IOC + 100 strips of paracetamol to fight dengue
II Prize: chairman of cleaning committee + 100 rolls of imported toilet paper
III Prize: drug inspector to test athletes for doping + 100 inhalers

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Cartoon: courtesy E.P. Unny/ The Indian Express

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5 Responses to “Citizen-Journalist quiz on Commonwealth Games”

  1. poli huduga Says:

    I am glad you have a sense of humor about this saar.

    The problem is Adjust madi, madi, madi – we laugh our faults away. Instead of striving to be the best of the best (People *still* talk about the opening ceremony of the Beijing games) we have to deal with loser/idiots like Kalmadi while we become the laughing stock of the world.

    Adjust madtha iri saar. Well done. well done.

  2. thodu Says:

    Hey, you forgot to provide L.K. Advani and BJP/RSS as an option to all the questions.

    Don’t you know that it is mandatory to be critical of the BJP for every problem in the country? You seem to losing touch.

  3. Somebody Says:

    ಏನ್ ಸಾರ್ “ಆಟ” ಆಡ್ತೀರಾ! ಇದೇನ್ ದೊಡ್ಡ ಬೇತಾಳ ಕೇಳಿದಂತ ಪ್ರಶ್ನೆಗಳೇ! ಕೊನೆಗೆ ವಿಕ್ರಮಾದಿತ್ಯ ಉತ್ತರ ಹೇಳಿದ್ ಮೇಲೆ ಮತ್ತೆ ಬೇತಾಳ ಮರಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋಗಿ ನೇತಾಡ ತಲ್ಲಾ, ಹಾಗೆ ಆಗೋದು ಈಗ್ಲೂ. ಸುಮ್ನೆ ಯಾಕ್ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ಉರಿಸ್ತೀರಿ! ಇದೆಲ್ಲಾ ಇದ್ದಿದ್ದೆ ಬಿಡೀ. ಎಲ್ಲಾರ್ಗೂ ಅಭ್ಯಾಸ ಆಗ್ ಬಿಟ್ಟಿದೆ ಅಂಥೀನೀ.

  4. prasad Says:

    Cot broke in CWG village!
    Selja said whoever is found guilty for the broken cot, after the inquiry is complete will be punished. Official sources said the material was imported from China and it was assembled in India before it was brought to the Games Village. Poor Delhi carpenter the first scape goat. I was wondering why not we ask the Chinese government for the poor quality of the COT!

    Read more at: http://www.ndtv.com/article/commonwealth%20games/govt-inquiry-for-why-sushil-kumars-bed-collapsed-55209?cp

  5. aswathi shivadas Says:

    its very difficult not nice.it the second most quiz i had seen you want to improve more in making quiz questions for kids like you can give easy for kids and difficult for adult persons. so please ! iam requesting you for that. please
    dont be very cruel to children or kids

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