Oh fish! How he feels for the poor animal’s plight

He is many things to many people, but make no mistake, B.S. Yediyurappa is an editor’s dream come true, every photo-op being a potential disaster scene.

On Friday, the chief minister happily posed for the cameras at his latest disaster scene, the mathsya mela at the palace grounds in Bangalore. For contrast, we offer member of Parliament, D.V. Sadananda Gowda, who lives up to his name each time he opens his mouth.

Photograph: Karnataka Photo News

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The B.S. Yediyurappa photo portfolio

1) Is it an idol? Is it a statue? Is it a mannequin?

2) One leg in the chair, two eyes on the chair

3) Yedi, steady, go: all the gods must be crazy

4) Kissa Karnataka chief minister’s kursi ka: Part IV

5) Why did the chief minister cross the road divider?

6) Sometimes you are up, sometimes you are down

7) Dressed to thrill: Yedi-Chini bhai bhai in Shanghai

8) Survival of fittest is a great photo opportunity

9) Drought relief one day, flood relief the next

10) How a chief minister should drink tea. (Or not.)

11) Let the rebels know, the CM will not bow one inch

12) Even four pairs of hands can’t stave off the flak

13) Yediyurappa regime slips into yet another sandal

14) Behind every successful cyclist, there are a few men

15) Life’s a cycle. What goes up must come down.

16) A leg up for the one is a leg up for the other

17) The emperor’s new clothes has a loose button

18) Why does this poor, selfless soldier cry so much?

19) The great Indian rope trick adds inches to a giant

20) Even Alan Donald would quiver at such a glare

21) One sanna step for man, one giant leap for anna

22) A party of loafers, thieves, liars and land-grabbers

23) Three years in power = three rings, or is it four?

24) Say hello to the sarsanghchalak of the ‘ling parivar’

25) Why you didn’t this picture in today’s papers

26) Across, the line, feet wide apart, head still high

27) A matador takes the bulls by their horns (almost)

28) Relax, it’s not the dress code for namma Metro

29) And how a famous head looks after the ‘2G’ scam

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10 Responses to “Oh fish! How he feels for the poor animal’s plight”

  1. div Says:

    what is funny about this?
    “Yediyurappa is an editor’s dream come true, every photo-op being a potential disaster scene”
    I think this exposes churmuri’s biases than anything else!

    In fact, I am no supporter of BJP myself, yet, looking at Churmuri posts recently, I have begun to feel that the aim of this blog is just smear campaign with a hidden political agenda.

    I think it is time for me to stop reading and commenting here.

  2. Brahmappa Says:

    Churumuri might say many things to many people, but make no mistake, B.S. Yediyurappa is Churumuri’s dream come true, every photo of Mr. B.S.Yediyurappa being a potential blogpost for Churumuri – an opportunity that Churumuri never misses to bash up BSY by putting that photo up.

    Go Churumuri go!

  3. Bengalooru Haida Says:

    Div,

    Take a chill pill. Why so serious saar?

    May be Churumuri is pointing out at the dissonance. Don’t you find the stony faced CM a bit too grim in the general in the otherwise genial mela (that name presupposes having a good time no?).

    As Churumuri suggests look at our dear Sadananda. Now there is man having a whale of a time in a Mela, no?

  4. Ramesh Says:

    He is seriously thinking of banning FISHING on the lines of animal slaughter bill…

  5. Shiva Says:

    “Yediyurappa is an editor’s dream come true, every photo-op being a potential disaster scene”

    Oh yes, he is. But unfortunately we don’t see these photos in Daily news papers. I think he is Churumuri’s dream coming true. And also P Mohammed’s. (Cartoonist)

    Anyway, I am loving it. keep them coming.

  6. Sharma Says:

    Can I request Churumuri to avoid showing the snap of this highly corrupt and shameless “Mubarak-Ben Ali combo of Karnataka”, on the weekends.

    Thanks to this God-fearing Ali Baba and his thieves, we need to personally endure the endless potholes, daily power cuts, ration card and tax paying queues, greedy police, real estate scams & sharks and innumerable hardships on way to work and back, every day!

    Hence in future, pls don’t remind us again of this incurable curse, on our precious weekends.

  7. gaampa Says:

    Yeddyurappa must be thinking which MLA fish should he hook next.

  8. twistleton Says:

    @BH
    you take the words out of my mouth everytime mate

    @div – goodbye, we will miss you, not! (couldn’t resist, sorry)

    Yeddi saar, why the long (fish) face?

    Amazing catch at any rate, eh? Worth stuffing and mounting up on the wall for impressing travellers. Not Yeddi, the fish you morons!

    Throw in a Yeddi autograph, and you have yourself a veritable must-see wonder on the tourist list :D The stories we could tell…

  9. karihaida Says:

    Maybe this is some special matsya prayoga or something ?

    Seriously Yeddi has so much experience in mata-mantra-astrology that he can become the premier consultant in our country for this, with prior experience to back his advice …

  10. Ventripotent Says:

    Sharma saar…Last 25 years of my life I had to personally endure the endless potholes, daily power cuts, ration card and tax paying queues, greedy police, real estate scams & sharks and innumerable hardships on way to work and back, every day. Ali baba and the chors have now been promoted to central leadership or have been forcefully retired from state politics or have fallen into the shit hole that they dug out for others.

    If you are so uncomfortable here please seek a place where there is alladin or azaudin or whoever you ant and use magic carpets to fly and stay happy.

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