Ask not what your leaders have done for you…

With the year drawing to a close and Christmas close at hand, E.R. RAMACHANDRAN is in an expansive mood, compiling a list of gifts that he would like to give out to our various performing and non-performing assets.

1. Asif Zardari: A permanent hospital room in Dubai

2. Imran Khan: A Pakistani political pitch to bowl on

3. BJP leaders in Karnataka: Sites in Bangalore + a room in Parappana Agrahara

4. Jayalalitha: A set of 10,000 sample questions for practice

5. Rahul Gandhi:  ‘India is UP, UP is India’ T-shirt

6. Sharad Pawar: Protective cover for the other cheek

7. Team Anna: ‘Scams within’ report

8. Virender Sehwag: Indore pitch

9. Mamata Banerjee: Fireproof hospital (scale model)

10. Anna Hazare: Jantar Mantar for fasting

11. P. Chidambaram: A pocket map of Tihar

12. Manmohan Singh: A mike

13. Sonia Gandhi: Calendar with a red marker

14. Subramanian Swamy: Permanent room in  Supreme Court

15. Kapil Sibal: Facebook without faces

16. Sachin Tendulkar: 100 centuries of 90s

17. L.K. Advani: Hidden agenda

What gifts would you like to give your favourite performing and non-performing assets, for services rendered or denied in the year gone by?

Check out what ERR gave in 2008: Gifts for some one you love and don’t

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8 Responses to “Ask not what your leaders have done for you…”

  1. Law of Omerta Says:

    I have nothing to give these guys. They have already extorted and looted from me everything that i had…

    really the pockets are empty, there is nothing to give, except the vote. but elections are still few years away…

  2. onlymohan Says:

    1.L K Advani : Rath (Chariot )
    2.Sriramulu : Ceiling fan
    3.B S Yadiyurappa :A book on ” How to notify & Denotify ”
    4.Mayavathi : Life size statue of herself
    5.D V Sadananda Gowda : Smile detecetion camera

  3. asha Says:

    To our beloved Ex. Affairs Minister Somanahalli Kitta, a new hair piece and a set of new dentures that do not fall out of his mouth every time he opens it to put his foot in it.

  4. Jayashree Says:

    The Congress Symbol did the trick!

  5. Venkatarama Muthuswami Says:

    What can we give as senior citizens to these guys, as these have already taken everything from us, most importantly our dignity of life and as human being?
    Not only that: they have enabled the local politicos to do a kind of ethnic violence and cleansing of Tamils living in the areas Kerala borders with TN on account of the dam and water.
    I wish these criminals are booted out before the hatred engendered by politico becoming another Kosovo, with no one to help to bring peace.

  6. Venkatarama Muthuswami Says:


    “The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people,
    But because of the silence of good people!”

    Modern Day Mahatma…

    “The authority, water, and corruption flow from the top and it sucks”
    Looks the UID is no exception.

  7. Suneel Sardana Says:

    The leaders mentioned in your list are mostly corrupt. I dont consider any corrupt as my leader. There are few people in your list against whom there are no charges of corruption like Advani but he already had more than his due award of leadership.

  8. Vijay Says:

    J For ayalalitha. A cookbook containing recipe for diet food preparation.

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