ARVIND SWAMINATHAN writes from Madras: OK, I am a cricket purist, so maybe I am plain prejudiced. OK, I earn peanuts, so maybe I am filled with bottomless envy. But am I the only one disgusted by the spectacle of cricket players being “auctioned” to the highest bidder like a 40 X 60 site, or Britney Spears‘ soiled underwear on eBay?
Of hearing TV anchors and correspondents say Player X has been “bought” by this industrialist, or Player Y has been “sold to” that film star for Z crore, plus or minus a few lakhs. Yes, it happens in other sports, but should suits and celebs be haggling about a cricketer’s worth like my mother haggles about bhendi or badanekayi?
As a free-marketeer, it’s not for me to dish out the champagne-socialist view (familiar to churumuri readers!) of the irony of it all: that, in a nation where half a billion live on less than a dollar a day, a few dozen already-wealthy players will be earning enough in 40 overs over a few weeks to feed a few millions, blah-blah.
But, as the “auction” of 77 cricketers for the Indian Premier League dragged on all afternoon, I was left wondering whether there was any difference at all between the bidding for the boys in the boardroom and the bidding for the girls at street corners. Aside, that is, from the corporate ambience, and the absence of cops.
Think about it.
1) There is no sentimental attachment between the pleasure girls and their owner; it’s all about how much dough the girl can whip up for the madam by doing business with pleasure. Ditto, there is no sentimental attachment between the pleasure boys and their team owner. It’s all about how much the owner can afford and what the player can fetch him/ her, and it may not necessarily be through his on-field performances.
2) Before buying their services, strange men wearing strange clothes evaluate the pleasure girls at the street corner by looking at the “figure” from a distance. Before buying their services, strange men and women wearing strange clothes and even stranger spectacles evaluate the pleasure boys by looking at their “figures” on laptops and handhelds.
3) Menacing looking bald men, wearing thick gold chains and six rings on five fingers, supervise the transaction at street corners while picking their buck teeth. Menacing looking bald men, wearing thick gold chains and six rings on five fingers, supervise the transaction in the boardroom, while hissing into their bluetooth.
4) The pleasure girl’s loyalty is to the highest bidder for the night (or for the hour). The pleasure boy’s loyalty is to the highest bidder for the season, unless old age, injury or retirement strike, whichever comes first.
5) The pleasure girls display their skills behind closed doors. The pleasure boys display their skills in open stadia. And in this new version of the game, the pleasure lasts just about as long in both forms.
6) The girls give pleasure usually to one recipient at a time, but sometimes more if the action is captured and uploaded on YouTube by some idiot-deviant. The boys give pleasure to millions, through legally sold tube rights but with one key difference: with their clothes on.
7) The pleasure girl never asks the customer who you are, where you are from, what you do for a living. All she is bothered about is the crackle of the notes at the end of it. Ditto, the pleasure boy. All he is bothered about is the crackle of notes as you buy Kingfisher or Reliance products.
The pleasure girls and pleasure seekers are told ad nauseam to go for protection to prevent the spread of AIDS. For the sake of cricket, and overall sanity of the cricket lovers, hopefully the pleasure boys will wear the condom of common sense—besides their pads, gloves and guards—before the disease becomes a pandemic of unmanageable proportions.
If we turn our nose at the sale of human bodies (and talents) of one kind, how do we end up silently applauding the sale of human bodies (and talents) of another kind?
Also read: Just 4% of population, but 7 Brahmins in Indian team?
We are all selling our skills for money. Physical or mental. It is all in a honest days work.
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Boss,
There are a few things to ponder over here:
1) You are disgusted about the money cricketers are raking in.
2) You think Prostitutes rake in so much money; may be top end socialite prostitutes, but I don’t think your average Kamatipura Prostitute gets so much money
3) About emotional attachment to clients; you got to be very experienced with Prostitutes. I am not sure, but I think Prostitutes are human beings and the service they provide is more earthy and more humane than that of Cricketers with a lot of intermediary agents like their agents, bosses, managers, sponsorers, team sponsorers, tourney sponsorers, etc.
4) If you think you want to insult cricketers, please keep Prostitutes out of here; there are many poor women who sell their bodies to fill their bellies and a lot of eunuchs who don’t get employed anywhere else and are so forced to get into prostitution. I think its a perfectly normal, humane and dignified profession.
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Looks like the author has a lot of theoretical knowledge of prostitution.
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It’s a nice story on Money minded cricketers and people who are creating such environment. In future cricket and cricketers will be classified in bussiness catogory- not in sports.
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This author looks like a cheapo who picks up his prostitutes from street corners :)….grow up man, things are more sophisticated now, prostitues advertise in classified of major dailies and have their own websites.
In any case, this colonial hangover of love for cricket should be done away with, so that other sports and games get the encouragement they are due for.
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I eagerly await P. Sainath’s piece on the issue. Here’s the math: BCCI is said to have raised Rs 6,996 crore through the sale of the team franchises. Add to that another Rs 100 crore for buying up the players. Let’s look at a base figure of Rs 7,000 crore, not counting the TV rights, which went for a little over $1 billion. The number of farmers who committed suicide betweeen 1995 and 2005 is 150,000. Divide 700,000,000,000 by 150,000…
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get straight mate, did you go to Eluru or Peddapuram or visit Christine at Phuket? Just dont call Iqbal suresh ok?
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Aruna,
Eluru,Peddapuram and phuket are all available in bengalooru now, you do not have to travel that far :)
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I agree with both Ravi and Mayura. The author of this post has insulted women (and may be some men).
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Yes, the theory of prostitution has gone a modern way. Shame or a lovely business? Not to be…
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@Mayura,
I couldn’t control my laughter with your first sentence.. It was a treat. really.. Thank you dear. I am still laughing while typing this…
@ravi
I agree with you, this arvind fella doesn’t know his prostitution very well ..
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Cricketers make a lot of dough,
Even when their game is in the trough
More so when the ol’ ball kisses the lucky bough
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Just wondering if the flag bearers of KANNADA and Karnataka would now create a scene as most of them representing the Private Bengaluru Team are OUTSIDERS.Or would they settle for a Blackmailer’s fee.
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BCCI does not represent India. It is a rich private body like any other soft wear company. So it sells its employees at a rate. Will a Govt. body allow this? Talent v/s money! The Government should look into this. When BCCI does not represent India, can they sport the National symbol on their attair?
Will the govt. allow Vijai Malliah to put the national flag on the Helmet or F1 car, or any soft wear company to have the national symbol on their blazer?
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What’s wrong with prostitution?
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You are right except for one major difference. The prostitutes (in this case, the cricketers) are more than willing to get sold at the highest premium.
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So what exactly is wrong with prostitution?
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Sorry, ignore the question mark at the end of my previous comment. It should read – “And consequently I have nothing against the IPL auction being equated to prostitution”.
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Ya, so what’s wrong with prostitution. You are selling your knowledge/brains and he/she is selling his/her body.
So, what’s the problem here?
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Have you wondered as to why these cricketers are getting paid so much? That is because these are highly skilled sportsmen who have perfected their art to such an extent that people worldwide (or at least in the cricket playing countries) pay their hard earned money to watch them play at a stadium or pay cablewallahs money to broadcast the matches live.
Have you even heard of the concept of a professional sportsman. It is similar to an IT Professional except for the fact that the whole world can see a professional sportsman in action except jokers like you who are just plain jealous of the money they are earning.
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Well well… someones finding bidding for players a tough pill to swallow? Its been going on in football for decades now… get over it… the whole piece is like so amateurish i could actually see you thinking of making it match with prostitution in seven degrees…
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the whole concept is well desined which suits the current competetive world which runs on the clause “survival of the fittest”.
As on today every single individual is behind earning meoney and money plays a pre-dominant significant role.
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One major difference is that call girls may not have turned to prostitution willingly. They often do not have a choice or circumstances force them to. Cricketers opt for cricket as an ambition, career, passion and well, if they have a talent for it. Very rarely do they become cricketers by accident.
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Without national team pride or a club pride, this cricket tournament has no value…
Serving a bidder for a short while, will work for services like prostitution, but not cricket or any other sport.
Auction is acceptable only when the owner is not certain or does not have legal rights.
The bidding process has left a bad taste…
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What’s right with cricket?
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Prostitutes=Cricketers. Wrong simile. The former sell their bodies in order to make a living. They have to. The latter, however, are an example of unadulterated greed and parasitism.
The bidders definitely meet the criteria for pimps.
Cricket was bound to follow the example of politics. What next?
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First of all, I am amazed at the low figures. $250k is baseline ? $300k ? $400k? That much money I personally have in my bank account, and I am just a regular Indian middleclass guy living in USA. So I can buy a cricketer for that cheap. If I get together with a few friends & we put our bank accounts together, we can easily come up with say 1.5 to 2m$ – maybe we can’t buy Dhoni but we can certainly sit at the same table with Shah Rukh & buy Sachin or other players. And we are not big shots – my friend runs a gas station downtown & I am just academic consultant chap and another works as middle manager. We meet on weekends & have potluck uppitu in local park & watch UdayaTV on Dish for timepass wearing lungi. So ordinary Indians in USA are able to afford to purchase superstar cricketers! I think Indians are selling themselves cheap. Bidding should have started at say 10m baseline, then I will have some respect for these people.
Second point, this author Arvind Swaminathan has likely never seen a real prostitute. He is concocting some imaginary fiction scenario in Devdas times ( 1600, 1700 BC ). Dude, prostitutes and call girls are no different that you and I. You have some MBA & MS, you are flaunting that in job market. They have perfectly shaped bodies, they are flaunting that. Besides, prostitution is quite lucrative. Atleast in my area, escort services run at $175 per half hour, $1200 overnight, plus tips. I personally know many university girls do it as a summer job & easily make the $25k needed for the rest of the semester fees here. Much better than working at a construction site or as a paralegal in some godforsaken immigration office chasing the latest subjudicial documents on H1B filings. Atleast be up to date before doing journalism.
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Everything is sale in this world including our skills, labour, time and intelligence….
Some one written this article like he is just born and first time he seen such a seen.
Are Job consultants, Real estate agents etc are soft pimps……………..?
Come on…………….
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I agree completely with the author, just to give the poor chap some pleasure.
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Like the old saying goes “Make Hay, While the sun shine” would be an appropriate saying with the given scenario.
I think the author might be a bit frustrated with the way the cricketers are paid.
The has spelt out his in-ability to compound with life and the in-ability to earn. All the more I feel that he is a pro in dealing with the prostitutes (The Details about his ordeal are given – Ha Ha)
Better try well in future.
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Firstly, what’s wrong with prostitution per-se? It’s already the option of lost resort for someone to earn a living and you are vilifying that. But you are not alone. There are a lot of people who have this idiotic *disgust* of prostitution. Moreover, if a girl (or for that matter a guy) wants to enter this profession of his/her own volition (as opposed being coerced), and has paying customers then who are you to say that that’s a *disgusting* transaction. It’s simple supply and demand.
Secondly, and more to the topic here. What’s wrong with players being *auctioned*? It’s actually free market working beautifully., players being payed their true worth in an open market. This is akin to how soccer clubs are organized in Europe and football in the US.
PS: Maybe the terminology is a bit unfortunate and the parties concerned could have *drafted* players. Would that would have made you happier?
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you are quite an idiot, talking through his ass
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What is that guy(cricket purist) saying :0!
By his 7 golden rules any working man can be called a prostitute or even worse!
I wonder if the west ever had this debate when they started playing football/soccer
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Lol… this is really funny, the writer is a experienced masala adder.. and seem to be my neighbor.. as i live in Karnataka.. He can definitely become a controversial writer…
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our country always needs opium of cricket. people are so dead they cant see the game. of politicians. it was invented because the opium wore off after world cup and match fixing . India could not win any tournament convincingly to keep the high of cricket. since next 4 years the politicians would loose out on kickbacks. so they came up with IPL . its sad to see the frenzy, a desperate attempt to cling to something “if we cant beat the aussies better get them to play for us”.
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So, what’s wrong with prostitution haa?
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Mr. Writer, people like you, nowadays, are having problem with the development in every aspect of our society. take it cricket on anything else. I mean how can a person compare cricket to prostitution?? Its sad that you dont want cricket to develop.
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